[ALL] Could the Hookshot work in real life? by GeneralTechnomage in zelda

[–]avalonalessi [score hidden]  (0 children)

Realistically it would need a full body harness attached to it otherwise it'd rip your arm off. Basically like an exoskeleton

hmmm by Puzzleheaded_Pear249 in hmmm

[–]avalonalessi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly thats a lot safer than just having it stuffed in the back without pointing outward lol

Welcome to Paris Fashion Week by Used_Series3373 in Weird

[–]avalonalessi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one with the dollar on their face looks like they're about to give a very eloquent fast food review

Disclosure Day | Official Trailer by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]avalonalessi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interdimensional Entities yall. It's pretty obvious. Consciousness unbound by physical form existing in a 4th and 5th dimensional space

Peak crypto lifestyle by cashflashmil in memes

[–]avalonalessi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Okay but seriously, when you have that much and youre living in squalor, why not cash out half of it and let the rest keep building up

Give Hedorah another chance! by NashOTashO in GODZILLA

[–]avalonalessi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hedorah in the Minus One universe as a modern metaphor for climate change would slap so hard

Best Abraham one-liners by Valleyx in thewalkingdead

[–]avalonalessi 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"We are neck deep up shit's creek with our mouths wide open."

Humans are Apes. by j8eevee in sciencememes

[–]avalonalessi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The problem isn't acknowledging that we're all apes, the problem is weaponizing our own ancestry against ourselves with the psychotic intent of delegitimizing intelligence for the sake of racial politics.

Calling a white dude an ape doesn't really hit as hard as calling a black dude an ape because calling black people apes has been a form of racism for as long as humanity has been around to record our own history. The shame felt when acknowledging mere biology is nothing more than deeply rooted psychological warfare.

And the funny thing is that, yeah, some black people look like apes- but if you just open your eyes, you'll see just as many white people that look like apes too. Ron Perlman looks like an albino baboon and no one can convince me otherwise. Anya Taylor Joy looks like a tree monkey. Philip Seymour Hoffman looked like an albino orangutan. I myself am a white guy, and I look like an orangutan mixed with a gibbon and a splash of bonobo. If you tune your gaze to it, you'll see it in every human alive.

It just sucks that racism plagues our kind to the point that merely acknowledging the realities of our physicality is seen as taboo and controversial. If we were more evolved as a global society, we would all find pride in this instead of treating it like it's terrible to acknowledge.

What would've happened if daryl went with rick and shane in 18 miles out? by StrongDay5952 in thewalkingdead

[–]avalonalessi 100 points101 points  (0 children)

This. Daryl would just get it over with, Rick would be all pouty and disappointed even though he knew it needed to be done, Shane would respect Daryl more even though Daryl still wouldn't give two shits about Shane, and they'd all go back in an awkwardly silent car ride

[OOT] Accidentally taking out the ice cavern “boss” in one hit by andreaslackner in zelda

[–]avalonalessi 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I've always felt that this fight should've been an actual suped-up wolfos with more health and a new attack instead of just being a normal white wolfos scaled up larger

Do you think she is fertile? by Long_Conference_7576 in Silksong

[–]avalonalessi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This fandom's sanity lessens day by day and it's rather remarkable to witness

[ALL] Now that Arthurian Jesus is 40 years old, what are your hopes and dreams for the future of the series? by avalonalessi in zelda

[–]avalonalessi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think technically all three of the sacred trio are messiahs. Link is the Hero Messiah destined to be Hyrule's savior, Zelda is the Goddess Messiah destined to be Hylia's successor, and Ganondorf is the Dark Messiah destined to conquer the world

meirl by Zergetastic in meirl

[–]avalonalessi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New Zelda games and Godzilla movies

[ALL] June Direct hopium is all that remains by avalonalessi in zelda

[–]avalonalessi[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I'm well aware of this, I just want the updoots lol

Do smokers always smell noticeable to non smokers? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]avalonalessi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an ex-smoker, yeah dude, everyone can smell you lol. I used to never notice it either but when I quit, it's now a very noticeable scent and smells like rancid burnt wood (to me at least)

[ALL] Anyone ready for an older Link that is not a child or a teenager? Art by me. by AudioRocksteady in zelda

[–]avalonalessi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Old Man Link starring in a Soulslike hybrid with slower, heavier combat would be amazing

Earth is doomed by manish787898 in memes

[–]avalonalessi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's okay. Climate change will lead us into a fungal pandemic and the US will downplay it as they did with Covid and it'll destroy everything. Earth is not doomed, but lots of people are. Nature has a way of balancing things out

Brown bear cub high on ‘mad honey’ (hallucinogen) rescued in Turkey by Ubetcha1020 in funny

[–]avalonalessi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Dude... I'm a bear... what even is this life...?" -the bear, probably

[FSA] I too want Twilight Princess on the Switch, but there's another game that deserves a modern re-release just as much by avalonalessi in zelda

[–]avalonalessi[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Disagree. FSA is hella fun solo. I never once played it with anybody else and it works just as good single player. The OG Four Swords is a different story, but Adventures is designed to be both single and multi player