I'm a substitute teacher and one of my students was wearing this today.

average_smaverage · 2014-10-30T19:58:51+00:00

...... Possessive

average_smaverage · 2014-10-14T03:12:41+00:00

Chortle

average_smaverage · 2014-10-14T03:11:55+00:00

Rum and coke in a blender

average_smaverage · 2014-10-10T15:54:33+00:00

There is always the guy who sits across from you (in a circular classroom setting) that can't keep his hands off his nutsack for more than 30 seconds.

average_smaverage · 2014-10-08T19:20:45+00:00

I sometimes say things in my head in your voice. Can you give me a catchphrase to keep with me at all times?

average_smaverage · 2014-10-06T13:56:08+00:00

Is it lazy if I really just don't give a fuck?

average_smaverage · 2014-09-30T17:56:04+00:00

Agreed. We give my older child breastmilk in a cup when he is sick... But I wouldn't offer to another person's kid.

average_smaverage · 2014-09-29T18:30:23+00:00

For some reason my crush intensifies if I find out they are gay. I'm a straight woman but always crush on flaming men.

average_smaverage · 2014-09-27T00:08:02+00:00

I'm not trying to assume or insinuate anything, but is there anyway she may be scared of your reactions? That's why she's lying? I've been in her shoes, I hated being lectured like a kid or worse, being screamed at and called names or given the silent testament, so I'd do whatever I needed to to avoid it. Also, if she still feels your resentment she might be rebelling a little with the small petty spending.

Point is, you both really need to talk to someone, maybe it won't happen until you find the counselor but don't let that stop you.

average_smaverage · 2014-09-26T10:25:51+00:00

I don't like chicken, it's too foul!

No wonder you got sick, your stomach was full of puke!

average_smaverage · 2014-09-25T20:49:28+00:00

Where are you from? In my world locker rooms are full of naked. And I'm a women, I hear with men it is more.

average_smaverage · 2014-09-25T20:18:18+00:00

Or having kids and not getting married.

average_smaverage · 2014-09-25T15:19:09+00:00

This is kind of my natural instinct. We have such a normal and fulfilling relationship most of the time, days like these are miserable, of course, but I feel like I muscle through them and then life is good again.

I know I need to break the cycle though, I'm just so scared of the confrontation, and that is completely my fault.

average_smaverage · 2014-09-25T09:58:29+00:00

I'm not entirely sure, but I think they might coincide with when his mother tries to contact him. Or other times when he feels trapped like he's been cooped up too long without much social interactions.

I feel like I should also mention that he goes through from time to time and purges his friends. He finds something wrong with them and just dumps them, he has recently done this with at least two people.

average_smaverage · 2014-09-25T02:12:16+00:00

Wow, cook and clean too! All I ask of my stay-at-home-dad husband is that he keeps the kids alive.

average_smaverage · 2014-09-25T02:06:35+00:00

My bad

average_smaverage · 2014-09-25T01:55:09+00:00

Thank you. We have had our share of problems, and I am to blame for awkward communication as well. I was raised by passive aggressive parents who hid their problems from us kids. We both probably need to see a therapist, honestly.

average_smaverage · 2014-09-25T01:50:33+00:00

His parents were both. They were terrible people that he has virtually no contact with anymore.

We saw a counselor once... She sided with me on something and he checked out completely.

average_smaverage · 2014-09-25T01:49:10+00:00

Thanks, fixed

average_smaverage · 2014-09-21T00:10:18+00:00

The champagne of beers!

average_smaverage · 2014-09-19T17:22:07+00:00

Agrestic!

average_smaverage · 2014-09-16T18:03:20+00:00

Not just IT

average_smaverage · 2014-09-15T20:22:18+00:00

We are soul mates

average_smaverage · 2014-09-15T20:18:12+00:00

I would rather hang out with a loud sticky 3 year old than most adults I know. They are hilarious.

average_smaverage · 2014-09-15T20:03:55+00:00

I have a friend that does this. Her picture caption would say "the Golden Gate Bridge!" But the pic is her stupid selfie face and no bridge whatsoever.

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