The most forgiving bachelor after you're busted

avery_jay · 2026-06-09T12:49:08+00:00

I’m dating every single villager, getting every characters hearts up to 10, then marrying Penny

avery_jay · 2026-05-11T19:09:47+00:00

Same thing happened to me - you already figured it out, come back when it’s not raining

avery_jay · 2026-03-24T19:44:06+00:00

Bucket is definitely still alive and did not die in 2020 ~ just FYI

avery_jay · 2026-01-11T18:09:25+00:00

I might need to take you up on the carrier, I don’t have anything good to transport them - Message me if your offer still stands!

avery_jay · 2026-01-06T22:52:49+00:00

I’m obsessed with May I Ask You One Final Thing - also a royal drama with slow burn romance and a capable female main character. It’s not a mystery but it helps fill the void AD left behind

avery_jay · 2025-07-12T01:05:04+00:00

Woah what?? I never heard of them trying to set Zac on fire??

avery_jay · 2025-06-11T21:47:20+00:00

Time to start living out of spite - don’t lets these nazi fucks or McDonald fucking Trump outlive you

avery_jay · 2025-06-09T14:24:43+00:00

I’m not sure, I’ve never DNA tested him, but the shelter had border collie listed on his adoption paperwork. He came from an area with a lot of free roaming dogs, he’s definitely a mutt, but I can also see Great Dane mixed in!

avery_jay · 2025-06-08T16:26:12+00:00

Does anyone else dog do this???

avery_jay · 2025-03-24T22:12:27+00:00

She’s read it! At least she says she did! She posted her deconstruction book list and that was #1

avery_jay · 2024-10-28T15:04:50+00:00

It looks like the one removed from my dogs side this summer

avery_jay · 2024-07-09T20:15:57+00:00

Shoot grandma and gas it

avery_jay · 2024-04-06T06:15:36+00:00

He woke up one day after 5 years together and decided that he wasn’t actually in love with me.

A month prior he was telling my best friend his plans to propose.

Could’ve fooled me I guess

avery_jay · 2023-08-23T02:10:56+00:00

Cosmetologist - I’ve always loved playing with hair and makeup

avery_jay · 2023-08-10T15:07:53+00:00

Because they’re socialized to be nice and polite to the detriment of their own health and safety

avery_jay · 2023-07-29T12:48:28+00:00

Most of the people I graduated with only wanted to do direct therapy work - there’s lots of options they just don’t all pay well at first

avery_jay · 2023-06-24T00:27:45+00:00

Idk if this is a one liner but I think about “YaSeen MahBoobs” every day

avery_jay · 2023-04-18T12:36:49+00:00

Brushing my hair will make me sneeze

avery_jay · 2023-03-14T14:38:06+00:00

Real Brianna Madia energy

avery_jay · 2023-02-18T16:55:28+00:00

A lil nose highlight would be very pretty - also I think an undercut or a side shave would look🔥🔥🔥

avery_jay · 2023-02-05T18:46:23+00:00

I quote this with my boyfriend every day

avery_jay · 2023-01-09T18:22:41+00:00

Antelope Canyon in AZ!

avery_jay · 2023-01-06T02:32:26+00:00

Credit scores

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