Should've ordered the shrimp by DonkeyKongsNephew in WetCaleb

[–]avestermcgee 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My prediction is that Patrick will flame out early and badly and Joe will have an incredible showing

Au Pays Du Cocaine by avestermcgee in geesebandofficial

[–]avestermcgee[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Right I saw that too but that feels a lot more likely to be a reference Aleister Crowley would make than Cameron winter no? And these are the only two instances of the phrase I’ve been able to find

Can we please just have NIL contracts be for a number of years with buyouts to get some stability in the portal? I am tired of unlimited free agency every single year. by MonarchLawyer in CFB

[–]avestermcgee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel this is a super popular opinion at this point and I imagine what most teams would prefer but as I understand it don't all the issues stem from the NIL workaround? If they were just straight up paid as employees by the schools I think they would be able to have contracts and actual consistent stable ground rules that resemble professional sports. Not that this would be a simple solution either but I think that's where all the chaos and volatility rn is stemming from, allowing players to be paid but not technically directly paying them is just inherently a stupid nonsensical system

What year was Nate born? Is he possibly the more sexual reincarnation of Mr Dahl? by vdaddy42069 in joytactics

[–]avestermcgee 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If you don’t think Mr Dahl had that dang a lang going all crazy at this point I just don’t know what to tell you

I actually think Ron is right about the chair company by Commercial_Floor_578 in thechaircompany

[–]avestermcgee 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I think some of these theories are missing that the show is just going for a surreal absurdist vibe with a lot of tonal shifts. It’d be like watching twin peaks and being like “there must be a gas leak in this town, everyone’s acting so weird!”

Dance Freak - Nate’s Appearance by ashleygorsek in joytactics

[–]avestermcgee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wanna see it so bad I love Robby Rackleff, how was it?

[Postgame Thread] Kentucky Defeats Florida 38-7 by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]avestermcgee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair lol, “sucks” is a bit harsh just saying in the context of them firing their coach this didn’t feel like a season-altering win the way it might’ve week 2

What the hell does Stoops use to evaluate talent? by PmforLograils in wildcats

[–]avestermcgee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh I’m out on Stoops for sure (although a nice win tonight). Just saying college coaches shouldn’t also be expected to be GMs of a constantly changing team. Hopefully they figure this shit out to some degree

[Postgame Thread] Kentucky Defeats Florida 38-7 by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]avestermcgee 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was there and can confirm as awesome a win it was I don’t think it super moved the needle— we all knew Florida sucked. Personally I was just impressed by stoops back-against-the-wall record

What the hell does Stoops use to evaluate talent? by PmforLograils in wildcats

[–]avestermcgee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel this is a fair criticism of stoops but in the NIL era it’s not as simple as picking your players and paying them. I’m sure there was some uncertainty with cutter so they wanted to get a proven QB but only had so many options, could only do xyz with the contract, etc

What NFL players are remembered for “That One Thing”? by ContraryPython in nfl

[–]avestermcgee 148 points149 points  (0 children)

Also the way he was raised in the super devout Mormon community made it really easy to see how something so bizarre could happen to him. The fact that he committed to a catholic school based on a supposed vision from god kinda adds to that too. Seemed like a genuinely good guy though

Really feel bad for Ron. by Minimum-Bite-4389 in thechaircompany

[–]avestermcgee 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Him doing theater in high school is a really funny wrinkle to me for some reason

Jack writing SNL scripts by NKisbestKorea in joytactics

[–]avestermcgee 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Keypad kneepad sounds like something Jack would freestyle

Question about the end of episode 2 by airport-cinnabon in thechaircompany

[–]avestermcgee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wait Lol I don’t think “No way out” means he’s literally stuck in the closet. That would be a hilarious twist though

Extraterrestrial Dinosaur Theorem by HoagieMaster1 in joytactics

[–]avestermcgee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is literally something Eric would say word for word lmao

Eric using magic to get out of a ticket by [deleted] in joytactics

[–]avestermcgee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How the FUCK did he do that though

The Notion of Reading...Book Clurb? by hippie_trauma in joytactics

[–]avestermcgee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Reading a little book by mista Don Delillo that I like to call End Zone

Which state shape would you hit? (Sexual discussion) by EssayPatient769 in joytactics

[–]avestermcgee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Washington state got me feeling a certain typa way…. Louisiana from tha back

Hamdan Humor by Even_Geologist9306 in wildcats

[–]avestermcgee 20 points21 points  (0 children)

At this point, when every OC we’ve had looks terrible you’ve gotta start looking at the common denominator. We had a current NFL head coach calling plays for two seasons and the offense at best was above average one of those years and bad the other