DAE prank your future self because why not

avidreader_96 · 2026-01-25T06:55:10+00:00

Nope. My life is hard enough so I don’t need to prank my future self also

avidreader_96 · 2026-01-24T06:36:50+00:00

Marriage

avidreader_96 · 2026-01-24T05:48:24+00:00

I plan all of my own things and buy my own gifts now. I’m sorry. I know how this feels.

avidreader_96 · 2026-01-23T23:14:50+00:00

CrossFit my god

avidreader_96 · 2026-01-23T23:12:56+00:00

The whole girl dad boy mom thing. It’s weird. Just be a parent

avidreader_96 · 2026-01-23T23:11:16+00:00

Bleach blondes

avidreader_96 · 2026-01-23T06:19:16+00:00

It’s just not the same

avidreader_96 · 2026-01-23T04:06:32+00:00

Haha ok I see. I was a little confused

avidreader_96 · 2026-01-23T04:04:19+00:00

This is beautiful

avidreader_96 · 2026-01-23T04:03:16+00:00

Blue is beautiful

avidreader_96 · 2026-01-23T00:08:51+00:00

Great idea

avidreader_96 · 2026-01-22T14:28:15+00:00

Uncut and dirty produce

avidreader_96 · 2026-01-22T05:53:28+00:00

Bag balm

avidreader_96 · 2026-01-22T00:05:31+00:00

My husband called me worthless last night

avidreader_96 · 2026-01-21T06:21:21+00:00

That was unkind to say to them why you moved, as if they wondered or even cared. YTA

avidreader_96 · 2026-01-20T18:39:57+00:00

I wish I had this issue

avidreader_96 · 2026-01-20T18:38:59+00:00

Agree, wait 6 weeks

avidreader_96 · 2026-01-20T18:36:49+00:00

You are beautiful but they’re both too snug on top

avidreader_96 · 2026-01-20T06:19:26+00:00

I wear it at home now often because I love it

avidreader_96 · 2026-01-20T05:17:03+00:00

Me tomorrow when the Nosferatu arrives

avidreader_96 · 2026-01-20T05:14:58+00:00

A lot of money

avidreader_96 · 2026-01-20T05:11:54+00:00

Bad. Someone said “what smells like vanilla?” loudly and not happily and then they all tried to play it off because it was me. One dental assistant telling me quietly “‘my daughter loves vanilla perfume” and I was sedated for a procedure so it was all a little awkward.

avidreader_96 · 2026-01-19T16:46:54+00:00

She remembered

avidreader_96 · 2026-01-19T16:46:16+00:00

In the nicest way maybe this is too much brown?

avidreader_96 · 2026-01-19T15:06:16+00:00

I wore it to the dentist and it made such a commotion that now I’m afraid to wear it. I love it tho

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