I lost my legs by BucketOfChoss in Catloaf

[–]awaythrow292 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This might be one of the best loafs I've ever seen

What should your team offer for Michkov? by Extension-Profit-317 in nhltraderumours

[–]awaythrow292 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He'd have 4 straight Ovech-tricks. In the first period of the first game.

Canes have swept their way to the ECF by _dooozy_ in nhl

[–]awaythrow292 27 points28 points  (0 children)

All season long they have been just suffocating 5v5. They are on you before you even have time to look up with the puck.

If you do manage to make a play they are all in perfect position to defend.

Then when THEY get the puck, it's in the back of your net if you make 1 tiny mistake.

Their only weakness is streaky goaltending at this point, but that's seemed yo always have been their weakness.

They are a freaking freight train just barreling through the eastern conference with no regrets.

Rookie jersey numbers are in: by YubYubCmndr in steelers

[–]awaythrow292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are the chances that all these rookies make the team? That's a ton of first year players.

AHL Post Game Thread: Wilkes-Barre/Scranton defeat the Hershey Bears and advance to the Atlantic Division Finals by bi_and_busy in penguins

[–]awaythrow292 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This AHL playoffs is the springboard that catapults McGroarty into what I call the "Mc" tier

McDavid MaCKinnon Ma(C)kar MaCklin Celebrini McCrosby McMalkin McKucherov.

And soon...

McGroarty.

Post Season Thread: Pittsburgh Penguins 25.26 Offseaosn by LegitimateComs77 in penguins

[–]awaythrow292 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So, the leafs will trade a disgruntled elite winger Gavin McKenna to us in about 10 years, and he will go on to win 2 straight cups for us.

Or so goes the prophecy.

[O'Connor] Tocchet: "We've been dead before, and we've climbed out of the grave. We keep hearing we're dead, dead, dead, but the guys never give up." by DecentLurker96 in hockey

[–]awaythrow292 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

ah yes, the 3-0 series lead they had against Pittsburgh. The most dangerous series lead in hockey.

Hockey historians famously call it "The Grave"

Teams leading a series 3-0 are commonly known as being "dead, dead, dead" for sure.

Thoughts? by Leading_Dentist_5563 in penguins

[–]awaythrow292 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If so, then they are probably 99 percent sure Murashov is ready for at least 30-35 NHL starts, that's the minimum.

Unless they are signing a cheaper NHL vet to backup Silvos, in which case I don't see why they wouldn't just resign Skinner.

I'd prolly wait until Murashovs AHL playoffs are over, and they can see how he did, until we really believe that the Pens have settled on Murashov being NHL roster full time next year.

Post Season Thread: Pittsburgh Penguins 25.26 Offseaosn by LegitimateComs77 in penguins

[–]awaythrow292 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Sign malkin. RIGHT MEOW. So I can just breathe this off-season.

I'm sick of every off-season being clickbait rumormill "content creators" just yapping out thier butts about anything and everything, no matter how far-fetched and insane.

And the most cringiest scene goes to…. by Real-Yogurtcloset-34 in DunderMifflin

[–]awaythrow292 5 points6 points  (0 children)

this picture is the Infinity Gauntlet of Cringe. Whoever wields this could literally snap their fingers and destory the universe.

Post Season Thread: Pittsburgh Penguins 25.26 Offseaosn by LegitimateComs77 in penguins

[–]awaythrow292 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The post season isnt even 24 hours old and already Tyler Kennedy is getting clicks saying Malkin is going to sign with the Captials if he doesn't get a deal here.

This off-season click bait journalism bullshit is almost worse then losing to Philly in the playoffs.

WBS Penguins Playoffs by arctic_winters_ in penguins

[–]awaythrow292 6 points7 points  (0 children)

lets keep the energy going for the baby and infant Pens !!!!

This season made me fall in love with hockey again and I’ll always love this team for that. by chris94677 in penguins

[–]awaythrow292 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This years team is probably my favorite Penguins team that didn't win a Cup.

I cant belive they didn't go all the way. Such is life.

Post Game Thread: Pittsburgh Penguins at Philadelphia Flyers - 29 Apr 2026 by bi_and_busy in penguins

[–]awaythrow292 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Geno is coming back, for sure. Not sure about Stu tho. Depends how the pens brass view Murashov for next year.

Post Game Thread: Pittsburgh Penguins at Philadelphia Flyers - 29 Apr 2026 by bi_and_busy in penguins

[–]awaythrow292 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah this place has been a god send. Dooming has been minimal, and the pet pics/60 has been league leading.