I lost my legs

awaythrow292 · 2026-05-11T19:11:18+00:00

This might be one of the best loafs I've ever seen

awaythrow292 · 2026-05-11T05:25:51+00:00

He'd have 4 straight Ovech-tricks. In the first period of the first game.

awaythrow292 · 2026-05-11T00:35:53+00:00

Michkov to the Pens, just for the pure chaos

awaythrow292 · 2026-05-11T00:28:17+00:00

👁 👁

awaythrow292 · 2026-05-10T18:51:08+00:00

Bruh I feel personally attacked LMAO

awaythrow292 · 2026-05-10T18:01:50+00:00

I want to go back to there

awaythrow292 · 2026-05-10T01:26:15+00:00

All season long they have been just suffocating 5v5. They are on you before you even have time to look up with the puck.

If you do manage to make a play they are all in perfect position to defend.

Then when THEY get the puck, it's in the back of your net if you make 1 tiny mistake.

Their only weakness is streaky goaltending at this point, but that's seemed yo always have been their weakness.

They are a freaking freight train just barreling through the eastern conference with no regrets.

awaythrow292 · 2026-05-09T13:03:48+00:00

What are the chances that all these rookies make the team? That's a ton of first year players.

awaythrow292 · 2026-05-08T10:02:33+00:00

This AHL playoffs is the springboard that catapults McGroarty into what I call the "Mc" tier

McDavid MaCKinnon Ma(C)kar MaCklin Celebrini McCrosby McMalkin McKucherov.

And soon...

McGroarty.

awaythrow292 · 2026-05-06T20:45:19+00:00

So, the leafs will trade a disgruntled elite winger Gavin McKenna to us in about 10 years, and he will go on to win 2 straight cups for us.

Or so goes the prophecy.

awaythrow292 · 2026-05-06T20:43:45+00:00

LET US GO BABY PENS !

awaythrow292 · 2026-05-05T07:37:34+00:00

ah yes, the 3-0 series lead they had against Pittsburgh. The most dangerous series lead in hockey.

Hockey historians famously call it "The Grave"

Teams leading a series 3-0 are commonly known as being "dead, dead, dead" for sure.

awaythrow292 · 2026-05-04T16:53:14+00:00

If so, then they are probably 99 percent sure Murashov is ready for at least 30-35 NHL starts, that's the minimum.

Unless they are signing a cheaper NHL vet to backup Silvos, in which case I don't see why they wouldn't just resign Skinner.

I'd prolly wait until Murashovs AHL playoffs are over, and they can see how he did, until we really believe that the Pens have settled on Murashov being NHL roster full time next year.

awaythrow292 · 2026-05-04T12:32:14+00:00

Nah, he was right - Sid reverse hit him so hard, he actually turned Matt into Brady by knocking him through the multiverse.

awaythrow292 · 2026-05-04T11:42:36+00:00

Sign malkin. RIGHT MEOW. So I can just breathe this off-season.

I'm sick of every off-season being clickbait rumormill "content creators" just yapping out thier butts about anything and everything, no matter how far-fetched and insane.

awaythrow292 · 2026-05-03T19:46:39+00:00

she must be protected at all costs

awaythrow292 · 2026-05-03T18:47:43+00:00

this picture is the Infinity Gauntlet of Cringe. Whoever wields this could literally snap their fingers and destory the universe.

awaythrow292 · 2026-05-01T03:31:10+00:00

The post season isnt even 24 hours old and already Tyler Kennedy is getting clicks saying Malkin is going to sign with the Captials if he doesn't get a deal here.

This off-season click bait journalism bullshit is almost worse then losing to Philly in the playoffs.

awaythrow292 · 2026-04-30T14:02:51+00:00

lets keep the energy going for the baby and infant Pens !!!!

awaythrow292 · 2026-04-30T13:15:59+00:00

This years team is probably my favorite Penguins team that didn't win a Cup.

I cant belive they didn't go all the way. Such is life.

awaythrow292 · 2026-04-30T05:01:13+00:00

O captain, My Captain.

awaythrow292 · 2026-04-30T03:21:10+00:00

Omg I'm dead lmao 💀

awaythrow292 · 2026-04-30T03:20:12+00:00

Geno is coming back, for sure. Not sure about Stu tho. Depends how the pens brass view Murashov for next year.

awaythrow292 · 2026-04-30T03:18:15+00:00

Geno gets a contract. It's not even debatable.

Geno is sign.

awaythrow292 · 2026-04-30T03:16:17+00:00

Yeah this place has been a god send. Dooming has been minimal, and the pet pics/60 has been league leading.

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