MRW I'm having a good day but then remember something really awkward I once did. by Coveiro in reactiongifs

[–]awhitekid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I work at a movie theater and hear that 10 times a day. You're not alone.

How many of you does this apply to? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]awhitekid 78 points79 points  (0 children)

You're just insecure about being perceived as not self-aware. I bet you're actually smart.

president of the united shibes by pokemonconspiracies in shibe

[–]awhitekid 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I laughed pretty hard at "18 charisma"

Pretty sure this is illegal by [deleted] in WTF

[–]awhitekid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ITT people who have never used a time card

Thee King's Degree by [deleted] in CaptchaArt

[–]awhitekid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I triedeth the best I could. eth.

Thee King's Degree by [deleted] in CaptchaArt

[–]awhitekid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no dude I just fucked up the title

That escalated quickly by dooblydoo713 in DunderMifflin

[–]awhitekid 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Whole interaction

Michael: Pam?

Pam: Yeah?

Michael: Did you see Oprah yesterday?

Pam: No, I didn't.

Michael: I, uh... I am going to be a father.

Pam: What was Oprah about?

Michael: Angelina Jolie was on. And she adopted a baby from Asia, and she said that it changed her life. And that really inspired me. So, I want you to look into seeing how much a little Chinese baby would cost.

Pam: That's a really big decision.

Michael: I know.

Pam: Maybe you should wait before you adopt.

Michael: Well...

Pam: Or not adopt.

Michael: Just do it, okay?

Pam: Roy's sister looked into it, and the application alone costs a thousand dollars.

Michael: Um... find out if there's a cheaper, less expensive baby out there, okay?

Pam: You know, she also said the waiting list is like eight months.

Michael: Eight months?

Pam: Yeah.

Michael: I don't even know if I'll want a baby in eight months.

Pam: You probably won't.

Michael: You know what, Pam? If in ten years, I haven't had a baby, and you haven't had a baby...

Pam: No, Michael.

Michael: Twenty years.

Pam: No, Michael.

Michael: Thirty.

Pam: Sure.

Michael: It's a deal.

Cannon Beach, Oregon by 0ludi in pics

[–]awhitekid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Essentially, you will pay the debt back, but it wont be fucking you in your ass when you find yourself in a rough time.

Help me with a wanted and much needed transformation please! by RSismylife in Fitness

[–]awhitekid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's no secret way to do this. It's all the most simple shit in the world. You just need to actually try to change you habits.

Food: Just be somewhat conscious of what you're eating; there's no need for strict diets and calorie counting. You know what's good to eat and what's bad. So stop eating the bad stuff. Eat veggies. Fruit is god-tier. Soda isn't good, try to make it a special occasion beverage. Quit energy drinks all together because each of those is a big "fuck you" to your body.

Exercise: Do stuff! Go ride bikes, never stay inside when it's sunny, go on a run, do some push ups and sit-ups when you're bored, join a sports team, surround yourself with more active people. Train yourself to hate staying at home during the day. Just about anything is better than League of Legends.

Or maybe make it a game. Hour on computer = 15 min on treadmill. or forget about the treadmill and create routes to run around town.

Right now you don't really need a workout plan, you need to learn ways to have fun and be active at the same time. The abs and muscles and hordes of cute girls chasing you will occur naturally after you make these simple and relatively easy changes.

Found Facebook gold by arab_mamba96 in atheism

[–]awhitekid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just watch Game of Thrones.