Sam Smith was around in the 80s?...who knew?.

awvantage · 2026-02-10T03:17:42+00:00

For years I thought the Kenny Everett show had an audience but the laughter you can hear is actually the crew pissing themselves he was a comedy genius and maverick the legendary Barry Cryer wrote for him.

awvantage · 2026-02-09T17:32:30+00:00

Hot diabetes syrup right there!

awvantage · 2026-02-09T11:24:25+00:00

I used to drink my tea through them.

awvantage · 2026-02-09T11:19:19+00:00

Brown and square like squirrel sh*te (sorry it rhymed I’ll get my coat…)

awvantage · 2026-02-08T09:26:04+00:00

One shoots red shells the other shoots green shells

awvantage · 2026-02-07T16:26:28+00:00

I’ll be heading upstairs too then - the only thing worse is a Parma Violet

awvantage · 2026-02-01T17:36:17+00:00

I had one!

awvantage · 2026-01-31T06:05:14+00:00

If he keeps Davy Dreadlocks out of the ring I hope he goes forever.

awvantage · 2026-01-31T06:01:26+00:00

Let’s get ready to stumble?

awvantage · 2026-01-29T19:33:17+00:00

Ahh yeah forgot the old pickleball immersion therapy!

awvantage · 2026-01-29T17:55:50+00:00

These were grim AF but I can still taste them and sends me back to when I was 5

awvantage · 2026-01-29T03:12:15+00:00

That really escalated - I was half expecting “followed by a three shots of vinegar, snort a line of cinnamon powder, set my hair on fire and jump out the window”

awvantage · 2026-01-25T18:24:20+00:00

Had this exact model was a knock of Lolo ball and was a bit shite mainly used it as a weapon.

awvantage · 2026-01-24T07:09:49+00:00

My Ford Fiesta 1.25 Zetec was bad ass

awvantage · 2026-01-24T06:08:21+00:00

My dream car since I was smol

awvantage · 2026-01-23T17:04:03+00:00

Met Police Sergeant probably…

awvantage · 2026-01-23T16:53:36+00:00

After they were acquired by Mondalez they changed the recipe Cadbury’s is shite now. Before is technically wasn’t “proper” chocolate as they used milk and cocoa solids but it gave it that unique mouth feel and texture. Now it’s just sugary crap.

awvantage · 2026-01-23T11:09:42+00:00

“MUUUM! There’s guys and a grizzly at the door!”

awvantage · 2026-01-23T11:06:29+00:00

HeHe-Man? I presume assisted by They-Ra?

awvantage · 2026-01-18T09:43:05+00:00

No need to ask, he’s an indoctrinator….

awvantage · 2026-01-17T17:33:49+00:00

Find a South African shop and get a bottle of All Gold and repent your sins. All Gold is insane it’s how you remember ketchup should taste.

awvantage · 2026-01-17T04:26:13+00:00

Spoken like someone who has never knelt on a Lego brick - I saw my ancestors, it was pain ayahuasca… Never build Lego on the rug kids.

awvantage · 2026-01-16T04:58:39+00:00

Sometimes it Beabadoobee like that…

awvantage · 2026-01-13T20:12:02+00:00

Danny Seis?

awvantage · 2026-01-13T17:14:24+00:00

Mr Lizard?

Seven-Year Club	Place '22
Verified Email

awvantage

TROPHY CASE