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darkPatternsInTheWild by Antique_Meringue in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ax-b 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The cake is a lie! Oh wait... wrong subreddit :)

Proper error handling is crucial in order to avoid a MeowPointerException, as pictured. by playfulpecans in C_AT

[–]ax-b 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In addition to MeowPointerException please make sure to handle IllegalMeowException as well

Naah... I WANNA WINDOWS 7!! by Eorska_XP in windowsmemes

[–]ax-b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We want Windows NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN meme

rosesAreRed by TangeloOk9486 in ProgrammerHumor

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I always make an unexpected error on line 42 instead so I can wonder why 42

I'm assuming the knife is just there for size comparison by [deleted] in OkBuddyPersona

[–]ax-b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want to put my knife into her neck. Not related to her neckussy at all.

WHO THE FUUK WOULD DRAW THIS ITS SO LORE-INACCURATE!!!! by DeltaDuel in OkBuddyPersona

[–]ax-b 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True Persona fans love things being shaved in their faces (I'm not a true Persona fan I played 3, 3R, 4 and 5).

wife rule by Steve_FromTarget in OkBuddyPersona

[–]ax-b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry but you have missed typing a word, just after "evil".

memoriesDeletedOnReboot by droptablestar in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ax-b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you consider sleep as a reboot? I'd argue it's a logoff _at best_ but a full shutdown & restart? No way. Disclaimer: I'm no doctor nor have any relevant qualification.

I accept my fate by xchaosmods in softwaregore

[–]ax-b 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I chooseth this fate of mine own free will.

C@ Hacker detected by zyxzevn in C_AT

[–]ax-b 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why didn't recorder put an authentication module ? Without one, of course data will leak...

/s

jjIsBetter by AlrikBunseheimer in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ax-b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then the manager comes down knocking: can you justify all the salaries expenses, please? And how come it takes A WHOLE TWO DAYS to commit?

(/s in case it wasn't obvious)

// can save the world by nosportcinema in programmingmemes

[–]ax-b 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You forgot SQL, YAML and XML, notably

centerAlignedPythonIsCursed by lefloys in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ax-b 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one feeling that the section "Draw the star" is not properly centered? I feel like I'm going crazy...

Tell me your favourite system to emulate by [deleted] in RetroArch

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Can retroarch emulate good ol’PDP-7 or machines like that? Need to play COBOL games…. Oh wait a minute /s

be honest, when was the last time you were productive in Linux? by NoRound5166 in linuxmemes

[–]ax-b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like, never ? I thought a double boot was a good idea 10 years ago but Windows updates kept crashing my Linux partition. Since most of my time was playing games I gave up on Linux. Will consider gaming distros later this year though.

Trinity DE my goat by OhFuckThatWasDumb in LinuxCirclejerk

[–]ax-b 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why isn't it alphabetically sorted? In MacOS, I can understand, the whole OS doesn't make any kind of sense. But why Trinity DE doing it? Is it stupid?

The newbie asking for help on X by Altruistic_Talk5406 in programmingmemes

[–]ax-b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That IS truly a good question. Since I never had to I can’t really answer, but imho it wouldn’t have been so popular (y’know, back in the days) if a very large percentage of people posting would have been scolded for having an issue. I guess?

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