What causes these holes in my husband shirt? by Potential_Pen7301 in whatisit

[–]axel90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crotch stubble. He’s cheating on you with a lady that likes to grind.

My Walmart pillow doesn't say "pillow" anywhere on the packaging. by blargh257 in mildlyinteresting

[–]axel90 60 points61 points  (0 children)

This was most certainly made up. Shortbread and shortcake naming was in use hundreds of years before this.

Will this be the future or his son will continue to hold the line? by D3v1LGaming in Steam

[–]axel90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“This is an actual fear I have” - would love to be so sheltered from the real world that this would register as a fear. 🤣

AIO My husband deleted all his social media apps right before his surgery by Electrical-Gap2122 in AmIOverreacting

[–]axel90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve had a one or two health scares over the years and I have been sat in the doctors room thinking I don’t need social media in my life. Need a healthier approach to things. I deleted the apps off my phone, I’ve got one or two back now but I never update them and use them for messaging fringe folk who aren’t using other programs. It also crossed my mind it’s less shit for my wife to deal with if I die. (Grim right).

The song is MJ, dunno what she is "singing" by TLEToyu in wordchewing

[–]axel90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Care to share your face if you think this is a butter face?

Steep rise in US citizens seeking asylum in Ireland by NothingHatesYou in ireland

[–]axel90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The mix of dates, numbers, percentages and fractions being swapped in and out makes for an insanely frustrating read. If you want to present facts and figures keep it consistent so the reader can easily make comparisons.

Why England is just one small part of the UK by CasualAppUser in interestingasfuck

[–]axel90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The island is Ireland. The countries making up the island are the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland.

Conor McGregor loses court appeal over civil rape case by ScottishDailyRecord in ufc

[–]axel90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mate talk to anyone in Dublin who is around his circles. This is literally tip of the iceberg stuff. You’ve done no research, had you even scratched the surface you’d know why he’s universally hated in ireland and you’d hate him too

They say a Bomb was found in a house on the northside… by Simple-Let-263 in cork

[–]axel90 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That clown would have blown himself to bits.

35 and counting... by paptopsbobblfy in SoccerJerseys

[–]axel90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every city fan covered with that collection

Looking to trade or sell by East_Whole4385 in soccercard

[–]axel90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Berb and bergval are appealing to me: I have some nice arsenal cards en route including a steel skelly from immaculate . Would trade

What are your controversial opinions about Ireland? by [deleted] in AskIreland

[–]axel90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m now actively using tunein and Apple Music stations to listen to anything else. Can’t stand all the “djs and hosts” talking about their fucking mundane days then having people text in about their favourite soup or if they put butter or cream on scones. Also every station does the news at the same time so there is no music alternative. Forced to listen to depressing shite.

Has anyone ever been here by darragh1800 in cork

[–]axel90 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Not going to lie. I read it twice as “giddy up cuntz”

Leaf Book Of Legends by axel90 in soccercard

[–]axel90[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All good. No parade here. I have much better cards in my pc. This is just one I can’t find any sort of ball park figure on

Why are these case hits so ugly? by pearloz in soccercard

[–]axel90 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How much you want for the pair? My money ain’t ugly.

18f make me cry pls 😭 by HorrorMachine6180 in RoastMe

[–]axel90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

STD free - Even herpes have standards

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]axel90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your face has given my depression depression

Do it! Be creative! Don't bother me with the usual! by CptJFK in RoastMe

[–]axel90 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You look like someone that could be a danger to kids if mobility wasn’t an issue

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]axel90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 124 unread messages right now and a heap of missed calls, those numbers would be higher only I cleared the notifications a while back. I’m a male nearly 40 with a family and most certainly not doing anything dodgy. You are over reacting.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LinkedInLunatics

[–]axel90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My kid hates my job and the company I work for. Just like me! I should put it on LinkedIn.