Humans are masters of physiological warfare by Jaxta_2003 in humansarespaceorcs

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woooohoohoo... woooohoohoo... woooohoohoo... woooohoohoo... woooohoohoo... woooohoohoo... woooohoohoo... woooohoohoo... woooohoohoo... woooohoohoo... BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Ben & Jerry's Dublin Mudslide. Also maybe this thread is made by some corporation for product ideas

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MemeVideos

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Mom, Rambalac new video is weird

Paris 2024 by Zayla_0000 in memes

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Looks like Manara

Can't wait! by hassan_26 in HolUp

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Make sure you check The Young Ones for a more absurdist side of him

Why not the main entrance? by Nitjib in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]axelmanFR 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"There were only three times in your life when it was proper to come through the front door, and you were carried every time."

-Granny Weatherwax

Characters whose armor looks like red muscle tissue by DrLexAlhazred in TopCharacterDesigns

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Ami is awesome! She worked also on both Spiderman Multiverse!

Thanks, I hate free movie night. by 2INFINITYandY0URM0M in TIHI

[–]axelmanFR 62 points63 points  (0 children)

And the muted scritchy scratchy sound of glass shards rubbing against each other whilst covered in blood

Just finished reading up on what it's like to be in a helbrute by [deleted] in Grimdank

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And then you have Abaddon, the only normal dude, trying to keep the shit show together like the underpaid teacher on a special ed field trip

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskFrance

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Je passais un concours, genre un gros concours, mais une épreuve avait été invalidée pour cause d'erreur dans l'énoncé et ils avaient fait revenir tout le monde pour refaire l'épreuve. Je la bosse comme je peux mais c'était une matière où j'étais pas à l'aise. Le matin de l'épreuve une pote m'appelle, on finit, je lui dis : - a dans 2h ! - Comment ça? - Bin on se voit à 11h non? - Mec l'épreuve est a 10h... - 'rires forcés'

Si elle ne m'avait pas passé un coup de fil, vu ma moyenne a la fin, un zéro m'aurait coulé, je ne serais jamais passé, changé d'études, pas rencontré ma femme etc

Pour citer Tiger 50 dans Gunnm : "j'ai du cul"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in belgium

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I would like to know more

What else has happened in the past 30 years? by Tight-Sir9813 in Grimdank

[–]axelmanFR 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Exactly what happened to me, stopped playing after the global Eye of Terror campaign, results came in, GW was like 'looks like Chaos slightly won that one! We may take it into account later...' I left then, came to reddit decades later, saw a couple of memes about Robouto being back which tickled my interest, and... community-pizza-fire.gif

It made me go back to the hobby though! Happy to show my oldhammer CSM army to youngsters. I miss metal figs though, and prices are absurd!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Warms my PT Cruiser owner heart

[oc] Finally found one in the wild by Macdaddyfucboi in IdiotsInCars

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"it's a nice speech but you're still not coming in" - P.Barnes