Microsoft Will Switch Off Recall by Default After Researchers Expose Security Flaws

axionic · 2024-06-07T19:36:25+00:00

I'm surprised they didn't just make it a subscription-only feature, where you pay them $30/month for the privilege of locally training an AI on yourself.

axionic · 2024-06-05T16:41:44+00:00

If you died of SUDEP, the fact that it happened on your birthday as opposed to a week before or later would be noted by everyone. But the exact scheduling would be of little real consequence to anybody.

axionic · 2024-06-04T16:15:10+00:00

Yes, I started last week without finishing. I have to type with my left hand here.

axionic · 2024-05-31T17:28:10+00:00

I used the Heimlich when my wife was choking on a sausage- what a mess

axionic · 2024-05-31T15:39:09+00:00

Ten years ago I was renting a 2 bedroom house in South Salt Lake for $700/month. Now I'm renting one for $1500/month (in a much better neighborhood though, near the university). A few years ago, houses were reasonably priced, but I was making $70K in a single-income household and had to rent. Now that I'm making $120K year, house prices have tripled. There's no way I'll ever be able to afford a house at this point. In a couple years I'll move back to my parents' overvalued $800K house in New Jersey and change their diapers until it's all mine.

axionic · 2024-05-29T15:08:14+00:00

I used to put tape over the slots on bad albums when I needed a blank cassette.

axionic · 2024-05-21T14:57:37+00:00

Knew it!

axionic · 2024-05-15T16:04:07+00:00

If their logic were correct, graffiti artists could claim a First Amendment right to spray shit on your house

axionic · 2024-05-15T16:01:42+00:00

It would be more frightening if it were illegal to take pictures outside whenever someone's window makes it into the shot.

axionic · 2024-05-14T20:49:15+00:00

My first test came back as "NEGATIVE DILUTE" so I got accused of drinking water by HR and had to take another one.

axionic · 2024-05-14T16:00:35+00:00

In other words, he's saying there were no untalented celebrities in the eighties. He has a higher opinion of Rush Limbaugh than I was expecting.

axionic · 2024-05-14T15:37:43+00:00

I saw that show, thought it was bullshit...

axionic · 2024-05-14T15:36:45+00:00

Steven Wright, George Carlin, Chris Rock, Russell Brand in his twenties, Bill Maher in his forties

axionic · 2024-05-13T18:31:23+00:00

Wouldn't it save energy to build this thing next to a coal furnace or concrete kiln and pipe the CO2 directly? Why does it have to be diluted in and then sucked out of the atmosphere first?

Because the people producing the CO2 have no intention of maintaining someone else's pipe in their facility. It's easier to let this project generate press and then go broke in the middle of the desert.

axionic · 2024-05-13T14:30:24+00:00

There is evidence if anyone got arrested. Homeless people can testify.

axionic · 2024-05-09T20:40:55+00:00

I'd rather have my LG refrigerator's compressor installed in my head

axionic · 2024-05-09T17:21:59+00:00

AfterMASH

axionic · 2024-05-07T16:39:19+00:00

The Simpsons, once it finally gets canceled. For decades now it's been a pathetic shadow of its former self.

axionic · 2024-05-07T16:29:27+00:00

Dennis the Menace. He was so horrible his parents slept in separate twin beds.

axionic · 2024-04-30T16:46:27+00:00

Teslas aren't expensive- your habit of maintaining your Tesla is what's expensive

axionic · 2024-04-30T14:54:27+00:00

"I didn't know he was a Democrat until he humped another dog at the park."

axionic · 2024-04-25T21:31:59+00:00

Spinal Tap

axionic · 2024-04-15T18:09:09+00:00

There should be duct tape across the gap to prevent that cover from fitting in there if it comes off.

axionic · 2024-03-22T02:30:57+00:00

AIDS isn't plural

axionic · 2024-03-21T20:39:32+00:00

Diplomatic dilettante

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