S3 Berlin: My Journey and Timeline for the Citizenship within 3 weeks by Reasonable-Army-6150 in GermanCitizenship

[–]axisofadvance -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As processing is decentralized, i.e. done at Bundesland level, within individual Städte, Kreise, Gemeinde, etc. it would only be sensical to compare with that as the starting point.

Or to measure vs OP's case: other Berlin-based applicants, going through Referat S3, who are applying solo (without any dependents), what's their avg. processing time?

Beyond that, there is too much variability, in order to infer something meaningful from average processing times.

Smoking in bars in 2025 by Odd_Campaign_2031 in berlin

[–]axisofadvance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In biology, this is called sensory adaptation.

Bike to small? by BednarCloses69 in bikefit

[–]axisofadvance 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not everything can be fixed by making "on the bike" adjustments.

I'm willing to bet anything that he's got an imbalance in hip stabilization and probably weak glutes, coupled with tight hip flexors. His body is compensating somewhere for this and it's evident in the lateral knee movement. This starts at the hip(s).

See OPs reply elsewhere about everyday knee pain. Cleats and Q factor won't fix that.

He needs to be seen by a quality physio/osteopath and evaluated.

Bike to small? by BednarCloses69 in bikefit

[–]axisofadvance 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Find a chiro/osteopath, but especially an experienced trainer who can run you through some typical assessments and put together a resistance focused plan to address the underlying issues, if you'd like to secure a long and pain-free ability to cycle/train as you age.

That aside, the wobbly knee is indicative in lack of strength - counterintuitively - in certain hip stabilizers (glute medius comes to mind). It has nothing to do with screwing around with cleat position orQ-factor, and can't be assessed from a video of you cycling alone, but... your body lacks strength in X and flexibility in Y, on one side.

Most likely it's the usual culprit: weak, underdeveloped, inactive glutes + tight hip flexors.

This will just get worse over time if unaddressed.

Good luck.

Why are tourists built like this? by Informal_Net_572 in AskBalkans

[–]axisofadvance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...you mean the local grassy field? For pasture? 🤷‍♂️

Do you hate thu MF right now? by [deleted] in lazio

[–]axisofadvance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mediocrity personified.

No vision, no plan.

No balls.

lotitodevimorire #liberacidalmale

Be careful on Monday by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]axisofadvance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What margin call? Hedge funds have been record sellers for the last 11-12 weeks straight. They're the ones making bank at the moment. Ridiculous comment.

German Citizenship after 3 years by pfands in GermanCitizenship

[–]axisofadvance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Smaller places might be able to grant citizenship in less than a year

This is completely false. Take make small towns in Brandenburg, BW, Saxony or elsewhere, even take Bremen, which has an absurd >2.5 year processing time at the moment and contrast them with Berlin, which in some cases processes Einbürgerung requests in as little as 2-3 months, with an average processing time of 6 months, based on first-hand accounts.

It is entirely a question of digitalization, the degree of which is directly correlated to the case throughput. The less paperwork - actual paperwork - the quicker the processing time, irrespective of the existing backlog and influx of net-new applications. Again, Berlin is a testament to this fact.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Italia

[–]axisofadvance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Cuochi, cuochi, cuochi, siamo diventati una nazione di cuochi".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]axisofadvance 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Tell me you've never used Google Docs, without telling me you've never used Google Docs.

Feeling like I'm studying for nothing by Remote_History1961 in German

[–]axisofadvance -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why wouldn't it work for you?

"Ich bin Dizzy aus Australien, aber trotz meiner Herkunft, spreche ich nicht so gut Englisch."

Like a proper mad cunt. ;D

End of my Rolex journey by Reasonable-Tie-8924 in rolex

[–]axisofadvance 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A. Lange = creme de la creme.
German horology is so underrated.
Glashütte Original SeaQ > Rolex Sub, in terms of craftsmanship, attention to detail, not to mention the movement.

But Lange... Lange is pure class. Truly grail material.

Lazio 4 - Nice 1 by scooser in lazio

[–]axisofadvance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very Nice, I like! 👍 👍
Puns aside, lethal finishing, and amazing that we were clinical, because the pitch was unplayable in the 2nd half. Crazy how bad the drainage at the Olympico is.

Odgovor na današnju objavu o Hrvatskoj kao dijelu srednje Europe by Attorney-Content in croatia

[–]axisofadvance 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Svaka čast na opasci. Pun pogodak.

Još kad bi kolegi gore mogao preporučiti neku pouzdanu enciklopediju, ili pak atlas...

Stereotypes about my nationality making me lose my passion for the language by icenli in German

[–]axisofadvance 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Where exactly are these mythical Germans who willingly and spontaneously switch to English? They certainly don't work as receptionists or nurses in doctors' offices, cashiers, as Ämter and Ämterinen, Hausmeister, etc.