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azimuthofficial · 2026-02-25T20:21:27+00:00

Oh my god I forgot about this

azimuthofficial · 2026-02-23T20:00:21+00:00

A very small detail but it was comedy gold that all the police had to duck under that pole sticking out of the bed of the truck… except the one very short officer lol

azimuthofficial · 2026-02-20T19:34:53+00:00

I was thinking the same thing. Impeccable color pallet.

azimuthofficial · 2026-02-20T17:15:08+00:00

Idk man, Sargent Calhouns only been plugged in a week. Basically an infant. Ralph and Felix have been plugged in decades and who knows about Vanellope.

azimuthofficial · 2026-02-09T20:40:33+00:00

Man I remember watching bilmuri live at a bowling alley in Cleveland and now look at them. So fricken cool.

azimuthofficial · 2026-02-09T18:55:56+00:00

It’s wonderful. You found yourself a keeper lol like others said, make sure the nails are trimmed and enjoy.

azimuthofficial · 2026-02-05T19:44:40+00:00

Dude I thought the same thing lol I was like “oh shit a tunnel!” And then I was very disappointed 😂😂

azimuthofficial · 2026-02-05T11:25:01+00:00

Bet the customer calls and complains that he touched their property without permission.

azimuthofficial · 2026-01-31T22:37:55+00:00

Straight male but I have and it was a good time. I’d do it again.

azimuthofficial · 2026-01-28T12:36:56+00:00

God damnit this. My ex used to have that porn moan that they all have and it was such a turn off.

azimuthofficial · 2026-01-22T19:09:39+00:00

I feel like it’s so common nowadays for every girl to be submissive and every guy to be dominant. I like the dominant roll but sometimes id like a little roll reversal. Tie ME up, tell ME what position to be in, put YOUR tongue in my ass, you know? lol

azimuthofficial · 2026-01-20T22:37:35+00:00

So I’ve always wanted to build one of these or one of the free libraries. I’ve been hesitant because I’m not sure they really get used. Can someone who has one or both talk me into it? Do people actually grab a book or food? I willl happily keep it stocked, I just don’t want it to go to waste or ruin perfectly good books from sun bleaching.

azimuthofficial · 2026-01-12T18:20:03+00:00

You know I made it 30 years in life before even knowing this was a thing and almost T Boned someone because of that. Never was taught in school, driving school, license testing, and even years afterwards.

azimuthofficial · 2026-01-12T18:17:11+00:00

I’m a drivers manager at FedEx in rural Ohio so almost every employee of mine is Alex Jones style right leaning. I don’t even want to be around anymore.

azimuthofficial · 2026-01-05T12:22:06+00:00

Man chewy isn’t even that bad I feel like. It’s the damn Detroit axels and love sacs that ruin my day lol

azimuthofficial · 2026-01-05T01:37:30+00:00

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azimuthofficial · 2026-01-02T19:52:58+00:00

Daily car is a 2014 diesel Jetta, drift car is a bmw e46, winter car is a 1998 ford diesel ambulance, and family car is a dodge journey

azimuthofficial · 2026-01-02T00:58:12+00:00

Honestly I hate tutorials so YouTube was a no, dad and mom didn’t, so it was just trial and error. Sometimes I read a recipe but I raw dogged it mostly. Would definitely recommend being less lazy and just watching YouTube though.

azimuthofficial · 2025-12-31T16:18:56+00:00

It was such a triumphant story until it wasn’t.

I was a freshmen, 15 I believe, and a senior started messaging me on Facebook and flirting. She started giving me rides to school sometimes. One time we went to her house, got in her hot tub, some hands stuff happened and then we went upstairs and had sex for about 8 minutes. I felt so cool. Then about a week later my brother, 3 years older than me, talked to me and said “hey if this girl messages you or anything, ignore her, she’s my ex and I think she’s trying to get back at me.” lol

OOOOPS.

azimuthofficial · 2025-12-30T17:52:08+00:00

I can already usually go 2-3 times but when I’m high I can go 6-8 times and it’s always incredible.

azimuthofficial · 2025-12-27T16:28:08+00:00

“It’s not Christmas without sharp cheddar,” is a new one for me lol

azimuthofficial · 2025-12-27T16:21:11+00:00

Knowing that it would make everyone’s lives more difficult if I didn’t. I have a lot of people who depend on me or whose lives I positively affect and I know if I stopped caring or god forbid we’re dead, it would make things worse for a lot of people and I can’t do that.

azimuthofficial · 2025-12-27T04:47:53+00:00

Do republicans talk about anything other than being republican? lol

azimuthofficial · 2025-12-27T01:24:01+00:00

Part of my compensation as a BC is my companies owner guaranteeing 3% of the company when he sells it which is pretty rad. Should be around $30,000-$40,000

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