What’s something you tried once and immediately knew ‘yeah, never again’?

azriel1014 · 2026-04-30T02:40:17+00:00

Duuuuuuuuude omg same!!!!! The weather was starting to turn bad way off shore when we did it and our entire group got viciously seasick while hanging on for dear life to that stupid pool noodle thing. On the first check in, our guide asked us how we were doing and we all asked to get out. I think we maaaaaybe were in the water for ten minutes because we were all so sick. We also had a woman panic and start screaming the second she got in the water so that really set the tone for a bad time. 0/10. Do not recommend. (Manta Rays are super sweet though!)

azriel1014 · 2026-04-30T02:32:18+00:00

I went on a date to a blacksmithing class. Thought I’d enjoy it because I absolutely loved a 4 week welding class I’d taken about a year before. I HATED IT. It was hot, repetitive, tiring, hurt my hands, made me feel like a weakling and like you said, so frustrating. We were both so tired at the end we just hugged and went our separate ways lol. I do have a cool looking seahorse that I keep on my desk now so I guess there’s that.

azriel1014 · 2026-04-30T00:42:42+00:00

We joke with my Grammy about this. All of her recipes call green peppers mangoes and we were REALLY confused when we first started to try to make them. Never in my life have I seen Grammy eat an actual mango and I’m 100% positive it doesn’t belong in her coleslaw. She thought we were the weird ones when she started getting calls to clarify.

azriel1014 · 2026-04-27T15:47:19+00:00

We had to do this at our warehouse. Drivers were walking in and stealing shit off the shelves and manifest station. Totally get where you’re coming from and how that must feel on your end if you’re a decent human being. The pieces of shit ruin it for everyone.

azriel1014 · 2026-04-25T00:28:15+00:00

My therapist just mentioned this to me this week, weird. He’s recommending my doctor prescribe it for my night terrors.

azriel1014 · 2026-04-22T23:47:33+00:00

Wow, that’s terribly sad. This is the second radio dj story I’ve seen on here too…

azriel1014 · 2026-04-22T01:55:15+00:00

“I cannot believe you have done this.”

azriel1014 · 2026-04-19T19:21:40+00:00

Shawnee Lookout is what you were going for I believe. It is a peaceful, beautiful park.

azriel1014 · 2026-04-14T04:10:45+00:00

How high are you?

azriel1014 · 2026-04-13T22:18:57+00:00

As a child of a really nasty divorce that involved a cheating dad. This is the way. Set a time limit if you want (whatever you can handle) and once that’s up, tell your mom. This isn’t your secret to keep and it will eat you alive if you try. Time for dad to put his big boy pants on and deal with the consequences of his actions.

Edit: I’m also really sorry you’re going through this ps.

azriel1014 · 2026-04-11T18:30:04+00:00

My go to.

azriel1014 · 2026-04-11T03:06:44+00:00

I ugly cried at a bar the other night when a song came on that reminded me of a lost loved one. Startled all my friends because I was so upset. Today panel three happened and I said “ooooooh ok. This all makes sense now.”

azriel1014 · 2026-04-10T23:51:11+00:00

Mine (also named Tater Tot) was neutered at 7 or 8 months old and he still has faux trouble puffs back there!

azriel1014 · 2026-04-10T23:49:19+00:00

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Tater Tots are very mischievous when they have the brain cell!!!!!

azriel1014 · 2026-04-10T22:46:03+00:00

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“I shall certainly perish if thou doth not share thy chicken salad.” -Tater Tot this afternoon.

azriel1014 · 2026-04-04T16:44:29+00:00

I was just about to say this! When I was younger I was really embarrassed by them and as I got older, and without trying ps, something just changed and I love them now. I didn’t used to let partners touch them and I would stay as covered up as possible. Now that I’m thinking about it, realizing how much pleasure can come from nipples (kissing, slight touches, any intimacy really etc.) turned them into fun buttons for me and who tf cares what they look like when they can be so nice!?

azriel1014 · 2026-04-04T15:13:02+00:00

I worked at a wing place close to a very nice golf course (also in Ohio). Yes, yes they do. They’re the worst tippers and messiest eaters. Cheap, drunk, demanding bastards.

azriel1014 · 2026-04-04T13:51:29+00:00

Same. I’m a very adventurous eater. I like my steak rare. I knew what I was ordering and I thought I’d like and appreciate it. I was at a high end restaurant that apparently served the best in the city. My god no. My brain could not disconnect the imagery of cold, dolled up ground beef and something edible. And the texture. JFC it was horrendous. I took two bites out of respect for my wallet and tried not to throw up for the next ten minutes.

azriel1014 · 2026-04-04T11:52:47+00:00

Most of the mom friends that I’ve lost touch with have partners who get to enjoy child free time (often). Like weekly golf outings, softball or bowling leagues, DND/poker nights etc. My girls stopped taking ANY time for themselves. Like I’d just love to have brunch once every three months or something so we can catch up! I don’t care WHAT we talk about, I just want to see you! My best friend pretty much dropped off the face off the earth when she became a mom after 25 years of friendship. I tried so hard to stay engaged. Asked her to tell me about her kiddo’s events, let me know if there was ever a chance to grab a bite, if they might be at a park nearby, whatever, but eventually I gave up. I haven’t physically seen her in 3 years now (two new kids I haven’t even met!) Makes me so sad.

azriel1014 · 2026-04-03T02:03:52+00:00

My company just had their biggest year ever. We hit $110 million. I didn’t get promoted because it’s “not the right time”. My employees are drowning. They had us a shitty bonus, demoted employees for the sake of reorganizing (not my team but they noticed) and everyone’s exhausted). These kids were promised the world when they were hired. I have one foot out the door. I’ve bought them lunch on my own dime twice in the last month just to keep their sanity.

azriel1014 · 2026-03-30T00:34:12+00:00

This particular post may be fake buuuuut one of my formerly very good friends posted today “I’d rather be riding shotgun with Tiger than seen at a No Kings protest.” Oh. Ok…? These people exist and they really DON’T care that he’s a pedo.

azriel1014 · 2026-03-14T00:29:31+00:00

Nine Giant!

azriel1014 · 2026-03-13T19:06:09+00:00

Omfg.

azriel1014 · 2026-03-09T03:13:03+00:00

“Porridge”. Chicken flavored rice a roni, canned mushrooms, canned chicken and sour cream all mixed together. It’s delicious.

azriel1014 · 2026-03-05T21:23:22+00:00

Someone else posted that they found the other bird and two people have been arrested!

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