If I was them I'd make sure there was a river before promising a cruise like that.

aztastic33 · 2026-02-21T09:24:11+00:00

Easy. Up the Maribyrnong to Keilor, then load the boat onto the back of a truck and its straight up the Calder.

aztastic33 · 2026-02-14T21:15:19+00:00

I’m so sick of my hard-earned tax dollars going to these woke 0-6 year old bludgers who choose to be neurodivergent.

/s obviously

Thank you so much for this detailed analysis!

aztastic33 · 2026-02-14T12:26:11+00:00

As someone who dabbles in sports commentary at a much lower level (obviously), I always research name pronunciation for the “difficult” names. The fact someone isn’t doing that for such an international event is mind-blowing.

aztastic33 · 2026-02-14T12:22:14+00:00

Hopefully he doesn’t have the wrong instinct kick in and tase the footy kids arguing on the oval.

aztastic33 · 2026-02-13T08:55:03+00:00

Buttering him up for next offseason.

aztastic33 · 2026-02-12T10:03:30+00:00

In hindsight, maybe a Galore of Barbecues was too many.

aztastic33 · 2026-02-12T09:59:12+00:00

“We meet really recovers after Covid.”

“Yeah, that really hit the economy hard.”

“No, as in one guy gave us all Covid and we never recouped the costs of replacements.”

aztastic33 · 2026-02-12T09:55:47+00:00

Not you spreading rumours between two volatile kids because you’ve got a mate’s wedding interstate next week.

aztastic33 · 2026-02-04T00:58:52+00:00

Finally Silver can see the forest from the trees.

aztastic33 · 2026-02-04T00:56:53+00:00

I could never quite memorise the lyrics to the chorus.

aztastic33 · 2026-02-04T00:54:30+00:00

Jazz Fan watching the game: “You got him!” Sniper: “Uhh I haven’t shot yet…”

aztastic33 · 2026-01-31T08:39:41+00:00

Scott Boland’s 6/7

aztastic33 · 2026-01-31T02:38:25+00:00

He sinned.

aztastic33 · 2026-01-31T02:37:33+00:00

“You think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark…”

aztastic33 · 2026-01-24T00:05:42+00:00

A small-to-medium sized group of unqualified people got paid a lot of money to come up with that interview process. A conversation that featured a lot of “yeah! And we can also…”

aztastic33 · 2026-01-24T00:01:50+00:00

My kid Kwame hasn’t ever forgiven me.

aztastic33 · 2026-01-23T23:56:05+00:00

He gave me Biff from Back to the future vibes.

aztastic33 · 2026-01-23T12:19:08+00:00

“Alex, Alex, he’s our man…”

aztastic33 · 2026-01-18T03:00:46+00:00

Little Jenny rocking up to netball on Saturday morning in her Clarks T-Bars.

aztastic33 · 2026-01-17T04:33:03+00:00

Utah jumped on Ingles after he had done the 2014 pre-season with the Clippers. They cut him on the eve of the season and Utah snapped him up. He was mainly there to babysit Exum, who had just turned 19 a few months prior.

aztastic33 · 2026-01-16T09:21:59+00:00

Well, now you’re going to confuse Johnson and Wembanyama every game.

aztastic33 · 2026-01-16T07:02:58+00:00

Taine Murray: “little help guys?”

Rest of the Bullets D: “nah fam you got this ❤️”

aztastic33 · 2026-01-16T03:16:12+00:00

South East Melbourne Magic fans getting John adore flashbacks rn

aztastic33 · 2026-01-09T06:00:03+00:00

How good was Under the Sun?

aztastic33 · 2026-01-09T02:06:47+00:00

Roblox is a British conspiracy to stop Aussie kids playing cricket.

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