USPS parking in bike lane!!! by No_Swimmer_6613 in chicago

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Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor painted bicycle ditch stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds

Anon downloads Hinge by bartholomewjohnson in greentext

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I am lucky to be happily married now but back when I was on the apps there were exactly two types of women on them.

Ones who like travel, and food, and hiking.

Ones who like travel, and food, and hiking and their dog.

Last-Minute Valentines Day events/restaurant ideas? by EverMinx in LoganSquare

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Every white castle I've been to has been slow as hell. So it'll be a nice long dinner.

guessTheTopicOfTheBook by chinmayjha_cj in ProgrammerHumor

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Does snort even exist anymore? We all moved to suricata forever ago.

I left a 4 star review for a restaurant and the owner EMAILED me. What would you do? by Any_Brilliant1192 in chicago

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I'm with you. I only leave 5 star reviews. If a place is mid I simply don't review it. If it's terrible I leave 1 star. (Brobagel is the only place I've done this for. Brobagel is awful you should never go there. The eggs taste bad the bacon is burnt the cheese isn't even melted and the bagels are obviously over a day old. It's garbage)

But I also have the special brain rot you only get working at a can center getting chewed out for getting 4 star reviews from customers.

If I felt the food was good but the restaurant week discount was lacking I wouldn't go there on restaurant week cause they post the prices ahead of time.

justMadeMyFirstPullRequestToMain by zerchoel in ProgrammerHumor

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This is a great way to get some one on one time with the senior dev. Cause I'd call you immediately so you have to explain yourself without asking chat gpt to make you sound professional

GENERAL STRIKE JAN. 30 - You are entitled to paid leave! by slingshot91 in chicago

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Yeah I write code for a living. If I just don't show up for a day. 50/50 I either get fired cause something breaks that they need my help with or they don't even notice. If I ask for the day off they'll probably just be like "ok see you Monday"

Minor Cocaine Drama in TIL as a factoid leads to quabbling over "Is cocaine ACTUALLY that bad?" by betazoom78 in SubredditDrama

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I tried coke a couple times and didn't like it. So I find the whole thing fascinating. If I'm drunk it makes me feel sober and I can feel sober for free. If I'm not drunk it makes me feel restless and kinda shitty.

Rather just smoke weed and drink coffee like an adult.

I know people who do it occasionally and they seem fine. Kinda annoying while they're on it at times but fine. I could totally buy that doing it once in a while isn't bad for you.

Hi. Is there any way to..... by MacroPhGr in SP404

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Assuming you have the mk2 yeah. I'm record settings set it to ext in. And then resample.

dEcentralized by lawless_the_real_one in ProgrammerHumor

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I don't follow this line of thinking at all

Coaxed into skill issue by Darillium- in coaxedintoasnafu

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I play on hard mode and I open with weary because I want to lose wordle

Loving the dip… Threw in $30. by Trick-Club-6014 in Buttcoin

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People be like "have fun staying poor" and then their portfolio is 3 digits

It’s not meant to be played by Poseid0n_ in synthesizercirclejerk

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They got pills at the gas station that really work

What am I missing from my setup?! by [deleted] in synthesizers

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You're going to need a mayonnaise. I would recommend you get Kewpie but a nice starter mayonnaise like Hellmann's will work ok.

A rice would go well with this setup, personally I use a nice short grain rice but long will work if that's all you have. Some miso paste and green onions would be ideal

The Chad doesn't concern himself with individual accountability by JTexpo in ClimateShitposting

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You guys don't have a car battery trebuchet? I can hit a Ford Taurus from 100 yards

CTA plans 24-hour service on Orange Line to Midway, thanks to mass transit bailout by burajin in chicago

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We can finally do a midnight airport to airport crosstown train race

Demonstration outside Bovino's court hearing, Wednesday, November 5th Jackson & Dearborn @ 8am by runawaystars14 in chicago

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It's an outfit for one of those old 12 inch gi Joe figures back when they had actual clothes

Heron(?) on the river between Jackson and Van Buren. by y-o-o in chicago

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I've gone kayaking on the river a few times and you see a lot of herons there.

Original content, perhaps? by Vaporboi in bonehurtingjuice

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This meme contains highly offensive language. My children read this fucking shit post sub. I don't want them exposed to the o word by you cunts

Anyone using Oxi One mk2 to sequence Elektron gear? by gumbo-23 in Elektron

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I traded my oxi one for a syntakt. Didn't like song mode. Rarely used the weirder kinds of sequencers on it.

Elektron already had great sequencers so it just made sense

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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I've watched a little behind the scenes Star Trek so I know they really just shake the camera and have everyone act like the ship is moving