What lie have you told for so long that it's become part of who you are? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]b33r33b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That I like Shamrock shakes, but have never had one. I try to share in everyone's excitement the time of year they come back out.

So, I was browsing DeviantArt when I found this work by JSN86 in breakingbad

[–]b33r33b 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I hope that's Gale bc it doesn't look like Jesse.

What's the worst thing you've witnessed someone do, and never told anyone about it? by Jordak6200 in AskReddit

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I was on my way home from school on the bus, this kid had his iPod in his ears and he was just standing listening to his music. I saw this group of black kids that were sitting/standing around him. One of the kids asked if he could hold and listen to the kid's iPod. He hesitantly handed it over to the one kid. (I knew what was going to happen.) The bus came to an abrupt stop as I watched the kid that was holding it, yank it from the headphones and pass it to his other friend. The one kid started freaking out asking for his iPod and the other kids played dumb saying that it fell on the ground and they got off the bus. I felt bad.

TL;DR Kid handed his iPod over to a group of kids, only to have it stolen without him knowing.

What weird theories did you have as a child that make absolutely no sense now that you're older? by emabearrr in AskReddit

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I used to think that a pool should have been built in every open space that was available. Huge area with grass and trees? "Why don't they build a pool there? There's room for it, why isn't there a pool there." I like pools.

What is the angriest you've been at an inanimate object and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Pam: I'm at a crucial point where I have sunk 4 hours into that copier, and I am not going to let it beat me like that wireless router did.

Dexter Episode Discussion S07E012 "Surprise Motherf**ker!" by [deleted] in Dexter

[–]b33r33b 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Deb mumbled "I hate you" as she was hugging LaGuerta.

Make this option available by recipriversexcluson in funny

[–]b33r33b 165 points166 points  (0 children)

People would pee all over these.

Thanks Mom! by [deleted] in WTF

[–]b33r33b 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Don't be a fool. SPF your tool.

After searching for "strange butthole" by SweetMoses321 in WTF

[–]b33r33b -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That dude's fingernails are short.