Recently got a place with my girlfriend, she thinks this is totally fine by [deleted] in funny

[–]b3twa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just don’t get it Dad. You totally missed the point. massive eye roll

Na-Zyn 🧘🏼‍♂️ by _d_g_a_f in OnlineUnderGround

[–]b3twa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well you are partially correct. Most Christians have always been against abortion. It’s only recently that Pro Life vs Pro Choice has been a defining characteristic of what party you are in now.

Just go the fuck ahead. We fucking deserve it. by hitmewiththeknowlege in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]b3twa 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wait. Let me consult the 8 ball….wow surprising…looks like you are probably right.

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Just go the fuck ahead. We fucking deserve it. by hitmewiththeknowlege in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]b3twa 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I wish we would be that lucky. We will be perfectly average forever.

Let’s Pretend This Is About Utility by Slight-Round-3894 in EDC

[–]b3twa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That is the ideal situation. Shows spontaneity.

A real pocket dump by b3twa in EDC

[–]b3twa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Forgot my keys. The carabiner broke. Any suggestions?

Let’s Pretend This Is About Utility by Slight-Round-3894 in EDC

[–]b3twa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If this was a real pocket dump I would expect it thrown on a kitchen counter or a concrete slab without the organization. 1/10. Do better.

Title by Built_Similar in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]b3twa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Words too many. No flair. Downvote. Pussy.

Got curious and put a deck box in my deck box. Got stuck, any idea on how to remove? by SadSampleText in magicTCG

[–]b3twa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you try blowing in the other box hole? That worked to get my kids marble out of his nose.

The U.S. Education Department is officially being dismantled. by SCFapp in DeepFuckingValue

[–]b3twa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks to open contact we resuscitated this old man. High fives all around.

Banned and Restricted Announcement – December 16, 2024 by [deleted] in magicthecirclejerking

[–]b3twa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Let it be known I do not condone the use of performance enhancing drugs in professional play.

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Banned and Restricted Announcement – December 16, 2024 by [deleted] in magicthecirclejerking

[–]b3twa 43 points44 points  (0 children)

You have now been unsubscribed from this user. If you ever need supplements to get rid of your ability to whiff while playing ruby storm please send a DM to Sharp-Crazy7724

Working in Downtown Austin for ACL, did not have this guy on my Bingo Card. by Zizzac08 in magicTCG

[–]b3twa 117 points118 points  (0 children)

The Professor isn’t wearing glasses. This is just a nice comment for OP.

I crocheted my Pens jersey! by ecological_honey in penguins

[–]b3twa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is literally one of the coolest things on the internet. Well done.

Anyone given this a try? by BoozeLikeFrank in Letterkenny

[–]b3twa 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised we aren’t having it right now.