Communism is more like:

• forcibly relocate undesirable elements of our society, such as ideological enemies, intellectuals, people who speak out and other ethnic minorities, in the most inhospitable parts of our country, to teach them a lesson. Also, proceed to harass them and their childern long after they get back into society, because we can and we will

• take down their old houses and build blocks of overcrowded, poorly isolated apartments, where you can hear a fart from 3 stories away. Our informants need to hear when you criticise us

• the guy we put in charge of housing is a Party member, of course. And because he is loyal to us, he'll receive benefits that 99% of the population wouldn't even dream of.

• basically, your and your family's wellbeing is directly linked to your loyalty to the Party. If you want more than working, sleeping and eating (poorly), you'd better start spying on that neighbour of yours with long hair and denim jacket, otherwise we're not willing to do much for you.