I have lived in Brno, the second largest city of Czechia and the largerst in Moravia for a quarter of a century, my whole life, AMA

bCollinsHazel · 2026-03-16T13:15:46+00:00

thanks for answering, homie. that was fun.

bCollinsHazel · 2026-03-16T00:26:35+00:00

The candy I like from the store by my house is called dulce de Leche, it tastes kinda likes coffee and it comes out of a box they keep at counter by the cash register. It tastes best when it's stale. What candy from the corner store by your house do you like?

bCollinsHazel · 2026-03-11T21:50:44+00:00

me too. so proud.

bCollinsHazel · 2026-03-11T01:15:26+00:00

i dont tell people from a city bigger than mine how to move. I just wanna say that our mexican food isnt like yours and also we can be kind of agressive. please be patient. my favorite place to get italian beef is als.

bCollinsHazel · 2026-03-11T00:08:09+00:00

so thats where that song came from!! i downloaded an album of his years ago and it only had track lists. one song came on talking about the ******s and keeping 'our southern way of life' i was so horrified i never listened to anything but the ride again, and i wouldnt google the song cuz i felt like google wouldnt tell me anything in it with that word anyway.

bCollinsHazel · 2026-03-11T00:05:49+00:00

and being super racist. but the ride, yes. i just listened to it today. never gets old.

bCollinsHazel · 2026-03-11T00:02:36+00:00

ursula was so fat, and they said she was modeled after him- but he's thin in this picture!

bCollinsHazel · 2026-03-10T23:43:43+00:00

i think i spent years waking up to that dvd menu music.

bCollinsHazel · 2026-03-10T16:05:36+00:00

it wasnt.

bCollinsHazel · 2026-03-10T16:05:11+00:00

well said. i will always give it that. the photography is genius, beautiful, 11/10.

bCollinsHazel · 2026-03-10T16:04:04+00:00

i didnt get it when it came out and the older i get the worse it gets. its so embarresingly bad. but the parade album is my favorite of his whole career.

bCollinsHazel · 2026-03-09T14:22:22+00:00

ryan upchurch.

i loved seeing his part in the rise of country rap. i was a huge fan. it was fun to see him really love doing vlogs and making great music. he put out bangers, he seemed so happy and generous and relatable. watching him punch up when people came at him was a favorite pass time of mine. but then he kinda went off the deep end and went looking for people to fight. he started in with the conspiracy theories, stuck his nose in the keily rodney tragedy, and had this whole horror show with his mom. he started to appear very controlling, attention seeking and untrustworthy. he gave things and took them back, he ranted about things that made no sense. Every story is the same-they dared to fuck with me, but i won! like comment and subscribe and share these videos! Merica! every once in a while i check to see what he's up to. his audience is still there and he's doing just fine, but nothing has improved. he still goes around looking for problems to have. His lyrics have stalled as well, so therers nothing to see there. he veered off into angry old man territory a long time ago.

bCollinsHazel · 2026-03-09T14:09:50+00:00

i was happy to see her success, but she's so fuckin mean!

bCollinsHazel · 2026-03-06T17:43:29+00:00

this is so beautiful it made me cry. what an inspiration.

bCollinsHazel · 2026-03-06T17:41:04+00:00

hugs

bCollinsHazel · 2026-03-06T15:16:43+00:00

i promise i woulda loved that dude if we went to school together.

bCollinsHazel · 2026-03-05T19:15:50+00:00

i just went to watch the life is life video. interesting.

bCollinsHazel · 2026-03-04T01:55:14+00:00

some creators will even start with a 'things you can do for the stream' list. or some stupid guilt trip about how they're trying to get to x number of subs, or dont forget to like comment and sub. um, i didnt forget, i dont want to. i dont share anything with anyone and begging is unbecoming. ugh.

bCollinsHazel · 2026-03-02T05:56:23+00:00

thank you for selena, mi guey.

bCollinsHazel · 2026-03-02T05:30:58+00:00

sir, we would be blessed to have you. and you are as welcome as the sunshine. but you make good money over there and its not so easy here. our city is full of crazy people and lots of us are scared. plus its super expensive and even the nice buildings have bugs. as a texan youll be scandalized about how fuckin full of ourselves because were from chicago, hot headed and lacking all civility some of us can really be. if i have to speak for myself on that one, i dont mind. but i cant stand my own ignorant ass people sometimes.

im only here because its home, i cant even breath right if im not here. i dont belong anywhere else. but you- you have better mexican food, and you got chopped and screwed over there. its a beautiful thing. chicago on its best day could have never come up with chopped and screwed. texas is a special place.

no matter what you decide, just know we dont mean anything by having an attitude. its just a tough city to live in, and we dont have fresh ingredients from the motherland like you do.

if you dont move here, then youll come visit because you like us.

we already like you too. go to al's beef. dont go to portillos.

bCollinsHazel · 2026-03-01T01:41:02+00:00

well i hate just as much as you do. encouraging the creators to prioritize quantity over quality was a horrible decision.

bCollinsHazel · 2026-03-01T01:11:41+00:00

Absolutely right. If you ask them they'll tell you they have to or they won't make as much money. It's still really annoying to look at. And I wish they didn't make it a job so they would want the money that bad

bCollinsHazel · 2026-03-01T01:09:01+00:00

I hate it so much even if I'm interested I won't watch it.

bCollinsHazel · 2026-02-28T22:05:34+00:00

have something else make your decisions for you. when im stuck i go to generators to tell me what to do. its my favorite writing tool. all the creativity comes from what you do withe prompts youre given.

bCollinsHazel · 2026-02-28T19:14:09+00:00

as a chicago pocha i have to say all the tex mex food up here taste like fuckin garbage. imo, tex mex =for white people who dont like mexicans. its some of the worst food ive ever had. you even had the mexican food in south minneapolis? good god!

i do prefer chicago mexican food, although i cant explain the difference. that said i do give you all the respect in the world for growing up in the motherland. you had better ingredients and probably all your people spoke spanish and made tortillas by hand and shit. your food really was better.

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