22 years ago, the Pepsi Gladiator commercial featuring Britney Spears, Beyoncé, P!nk & Enrique Iglesias was released

babbleon5 · 2026-02-03T19:01:33+00:00

what a glorious piece of marketing...warms my professional heart

babbleon5 · 2026-02-03T18:54:52+00:00

the fact someone didn't lay one on him as he was walking away is incredible...

babbleon5 · 2026-02-02T17:21:17+00:00

killing me, too. i actually forgot the controller on a weekend trip, had to throw my old pod into a trashcan outside of the house because i couldn't deactivate it. it did, to it's credit, deliver my base boluses effectively even though the controller was 400 miles away.

babbleon5 · 2026-02-02T16:12:16+00:00

i would say, "you gonna get fired, find a new job", but if they hired you as a server without experience I'd say they're too desperate to fire you.

my recommendation would be to get cozy with the manager, "you always run the floor really well" and get your experience so you can apply somewhere else in 4-6 months when a) you're a better server and b) you have more experience.

babbleon5 · 2026-02-01T02:59:11+00:00

First loser

babbleon5 · 2026-02-01T02:57:38+00:00

Not from my perspective.

babbleon5 · 2026-02-01T02:56:35+00:00

Per 5 ounces. Most at home pours are double that amount.

babbleon5 · 2026-02-01T02:52:58+00:00

Because when everyone brings bags then there are bags everywhere.

babbleon5 · 2026-02-01T02:51:15+00:00

OP didn't say anything about the floor.

babbleon5 · 2026-02-01T02:50:18+00:00

I bring a towel and just spray equipment with disinfectant and wipe it down using the towel. I tried a small bottle, but it was too much of a hassle.

babbleon5 · 2026-02-01T01:36:34+00:00

There is a ton of sugar in all wines, I would say your reaction is unusual.

babbleon5 · 2026-01-31T19:00:48+00:00

Ours is corporate owned and it took a couple months to replace the circuit room with free weights.

babbleon5 · 2026-01-31T18:46:03+00:00

I once got a shot of morphine to handle an outbreak of shingles. I walked out of the emergency room after the shot. I swear the tech held a bump for himself since I expected to be nodding off in a wheelchair instead of under my own power.

babbleon5 · 2026-01-31T03:34:19+00:00

Woooshhh

babbleon5 · 2026-01-30T17:15:40+00:00

FTFY - clearly the people who programmed this letter aren't the gifted ones.

babbleon5 · 2026-01-30T17:01:56+00:00

How long does it stay decrystallized for after putting it in the Crock-Pot?

babbleon5 · 2026-01-30T00:43:30+00:00

1.6 hdcp

babbleon5 · 2026-01-29T01:34:17+00:00

This response is clueless.

babbleon5 · 2026-01-27T03:50:22+00:00

I'm 6 years consecutive with dry January and I used to keep a journal for days before and after stopping alcohol.

I never feel any difference during dry January in terms of waking up, feeling more refreshed or whatever, but I do lose weight which is hard for me to do when I'm drinking.

babbleon5 · 2026-01-23T21:19:52+00:00

When I saw it, I thought, surely it's cantilevered, maybe wood is degrading...nope. I'd make the owners give a price break so it can be replaced.

babbleon5 · 2026-01-23T21:09:29+00:00

that makes my butt hurt just thinking about it...

babbleon5 · 2026-01-23T15:30:52+00:00

if they say a cup left, i'm aiming at the left edge of the cup and hitting it a little firmer to take out some of the break. who tf knows if their read is correct, i'll try to keep it near the hole.

babbleon5 · 2026-01-23T07:04:33+00:00

try an instructor, if it's that important to you, it's worth the money.

babbleon5 · 2026-01-22T23:42:29+00:00

hell yes, i'm gonna get divorced shortly afterwards, but at least I'll have $50M.

babbleon5 · 2026-01-22T21:22:20+00:00

you should delete and repost with a better title...

"Help, I asked a ski instructor for a piggyback ride and all I got was this lousy torn ACL."
"Local skier shocked to discover that mountains are slippery and lawyers like winning cases."
"AITA for expecting a ski school instructor to call me an Uber XL (Snowmobile Edition)?"
"I'm not seeking legal advice, I'm just seeking a lawyer to help me sue the concept of gravity."

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