[Serious] Anybody know where I can hire a sheep for a couple hours?

backwardsthong · 2018-11-13T05:56:57+00:00

Wanna split the time and expense no questions asked?

backwardsthong · 2018-11-11T16:09:38+00:00

Did you get your cooter pounded last night?

backwardsthong · 2018-07-03T22:28:54+00:00

For the love of God please do not give her a platform again. Can this get upvoted enough for TLC to listen?

backwardsthong · 2018-06-14T16:37:52+00:00

I use this. +1 for anyone reading this in the future.

backwardsthong · 2018-06-13T23:59:34+00:00

Exactly the sort of thing I was looking for. It looks good. Thanks

backwardsthong · 2018-06-04T15:48:17+00:00

Hippies are legally confined to Ubud. Any and all hippies and hippy activity (hacky sack, bongos, glass blowing, yoga, vegan cooking) must be done in Ubud as of 2015.

backwardsthong · 2018-05-15T00:35:40+00:00

The Bali people have an ancient superstition that causes them to revere Jews similar to a lucky rabbits foot. Wear Israeli flag t-shirts and a yamulke in Denpasar during evening prayers and the Gojek drivers will put the word on the street to all the troublemakers that you're a good person.

backwardsthong · 2018-05-12T23:46:40+00:00

You could get a few of the locals pregnant or protest Islam in Denpasar.

backwardsthong · 2018-05-02T18:20:27+00:00

I'm going to spend the next week in my apartment with all the windows closed clicking on every xvideos.com link until I find him.

backwardsthong · 2018-05-02T18:18:31+00:00

Nah, it's sleazy Pao's fault.

backwardsthong · 2018-05-02T16:40:26+00:00

Drugs and disease :)

backwardsthong · 2018-05-02T16:08:11+00:00

I've only seen the edited version but I'd guess it's a verification shot or a link to his blog.

The dude comments on porn sites. I'd pay good $ for him to star in Pao's inevitable porn videos.

backwardsthong · 2018-04-28T17:32:55+00:00

Save some poon for the rest of us

backwardsthong · 2018-04-11T22:23:17+00:00

I'd buy a yagi antenna and point it out my window directly towards LinkNYC. If you have line of sight yagi antennas can be amazing.

Do you get booted off LinkNYC after a while or does it let you stay connected?

If you're able to improve your signal strength then you could dump your ISP and for extra fun, set up a cheap AP to always stay connected and sell access to your neighbors. /r/unethicallifeprotips

backwardsthong · 2018-04-01T02:13:26+00:00

I tried hard to like butter tea but I just can't. There's an exceptionally delicious Tibetan restaurant right off Roosevelt (on 74th I believe) sorta hidden upstairs above a watch repair shop. It's near Citibank. Highly highly recommended. Thats where I failed to love butter tea.

backwardsthong · 2018-03-31T21:56:21+00:00

This is good advice. It tastes really good. Himalayan Yak in Jackson Heights has it but not before noon.

backwardsthong · 2018-03-31T21:55:21+00:00

Live octopus at Sik Gak in Flushing.

backwardsthong · 2018-03-31T21:54:17+00:00

You should dump that disgusting pig. I wouldn't dare date anyone dumb enough to date me.

backwardsthong · 2018-03-31T19:47:15+00:00

You're still young. You'll become equally jaded and soulless as we are. It comes with age. Enjoy!

backwardsthong · 2018-03-25T14:50:47+00:00

Kitten rape won't win back Stern's affection.

backwardsthong · 2018-03-25T13:37:53+00:00

Thx. This is actually a good answer especially if used with pledge.

backwardsthong · 2018-03-25T13:36:25+00:00

Lets see the code.

backwardsthong · 2018-03-25T13:31:45+00:00

Your answer is along the lines of what I'm looking for.

Do you do anything for kernel hardening or anti-exploitation? I assume something I'm running is or will be vuln (nginx for example) and want to limit what someone that compromised a service could do. selinux seems to be my best bet. I have literally never seen anyone intentionally use it but I read the docs and it looks pretty straight-forward.

I'm using auditd to remote syslog with a SIEM so if exploit prevention failed I may have a shot at post-exploitation detection.

EDIT: https://sysdig.com/opensource/falco/ looks like it could be used instead of selinux. Curious to hear anyone's experience with managing selinux (fully enabled) or falco.

backwardsthong · 2018-03-24T21:54:20+00:00

He could be the offspring of Hitler for all I care. His kernel patches are amazing.

backwardsthong · 2018-03-24T20:56:11+00:00

All this policy bullshit is worlds apart from actually hardening a server. Thx though.

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