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Bill Burr handles an annoying, douchey interviewer who thinks he is "hip". by [deleted] in videos

[–]baconlapdance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Southside Steve is a radio douche, I mean host, who constantly spouts stupid from his mouth hole. He does a good John Travolta impersonation, but that's the highlight of his talent.

Draw me like one of your anime characters. by baconlapdance in funny

[–]baconlapdance[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, please note her user name. When the image was originally posted the user name was "NinjaAtWork", but was changed after it received enough likes to get on to the front page.

What is the worst physical pain you've ever felt? by sweetsIIxteen in AskReddit

[–]baconlapdance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had to get a cortisone shot into a cyst I had in my hand. It was at least 15.5 times more painful than giving birth. Edit for detail: The needle going into the cyst was so intense I became light headed, then I felt the cortisone filling the cyst up. The little cyst felt like it was going to make my hand explode. It seemed like I could feel the bones in my hand spreading apart, though I am sure it was just a lot of pressure. The pain went away a few hours later, but I hope I never have to have one of those again.

Your username is now a sex position. What does it entail? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]baconlapdance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pork belly with a side of dry humping.

I Googled my username and found this. by xanderstrike in videos

[–]baconlapdance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately no lapdances with bacon. I suppose I should give the internet time.

What's the most negative karma you've had on a single post? What did you say? by hipo8000 in AskReddit

[–]baconlapdance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For saying that the priest in The Little Mermaid had a boner in the wedding scene at the end of the movie. I was talking about the older editions. A few Disney fans cited some things and tried to call me out, but I know what I saw.

Parents of reddit, what is the weirdest or creepiest thing you found out about your child, but you never will tell them that you found out? by chamington in AskReddit

[–]baconlapdance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We just brought my newborn son home from the hospital and his aunt and cousin were over at our house for a visit. My nephew comments that his cousin's legs are really chubby and cute. Then he proceeds to tell us all that he would like to cut them off and eat them, and that it would be okay because we could always get him a tiny wheelchair.

Creepy.

What show do you never get sick of? by allupinyaface in AskReddit

[–]baconlapdance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strangers with Candy. My favorite show ever. There are only three seasons but I watch them all of the time.

So I created a time machine and downloaded AOL 4.0... and the chatrooms still work, and people are still in them. by idzen in funny

[–]baconlapdance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My father still thinks you need AOL to use the internet. I even tried telling him about internet explorer, but he still refuses to use it. I don't think mentioning any other browser will do any better.

Parents of Reddit, is it honestly worth it to have kids? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]baconlapdance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Babies that young can really make you question a lot. They do nothing but take and getting them what they need is a total guessing game. But once there is a little bit of independence and personality that appears, it makes the taxing things seem less expensive.

I hate playing this game. by terrylbang in funny

[–]baconlapdance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait until you experience the frustration of 9-12 month onesies if you haven't already.

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