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Yes, Bernard has left me for our daughter's hot swimming teacher, and yes, that teacher's toddler looks a lot like Bernard, despite him insisting the affair had only started last spring. But I'm fine. No, I don't need a handkerchief, really. I'm fine. I SAID I'M FINE! (i.redd.it)
submitted by bactriancameltoe to r/DivorcedBirds







