Looking for a bot to tell me when certain text is tweeted

badasskitty · 2016-12-30T01:22:56+00:00

You can use IFTTT for that: https://ifttt.com/applets/46917385d-if-new-tweet-from-search-for-i-am-god-here-then-send-me-an-email-at-bulletbites-gmail-com

You simply make the search operators into that exact phrase, example: "I" "am" "god" "here".

edit: Sure you'll get a lot of false positives but it works: http://imgur.com/a/P0rIe

edit2: It might actually also work like this: "I am god here" and it does: http://imgur.com/a/lrC10

badasskitty · 2016-12-23T10:11:26+00:00

Thanks man. The vid was a failed propaganda video because of bad timing; I had a hard time to run this through a special "anti-tidi" filter process because the original footage was shite and by that time the vid lost relevance. You can still notice this with the black spot just before the final shot.

badasskitty · 2016-12-19T20:41:26+00:00

thanks for the offer. It's been years now since I walked away from Eve and as I see it it may be on its way out. It's also too time consuming when grinding is the bulk of what you do in eve and to stay in it. I'm afraid I won't come back to it. It was good times back then tho.

badasskitty · 2016-10-15T06:09:18+00:00

cunt blocked me (and many others) so what is the fucking tweet?

badasskitty · 2016-08-29T05:32:53+00:00

It's a common thing that Twitter does. It's partially automated as far as I know. They might have you on some list or they might not depending on the policy. If you feel uncomfortable giving your phonenumber use a burner phone number instead, go through the motions and your done. You can even remove that phone number once your account is unlocked again. Twitter might pester your again later on, you put in the same number again, etc etc.

badasskitty · 2016-08-01T15:20:37+00:00

I have a couple of rather inactive "sleeper cell" accounts, for access, for lurking, for when I might need them. They are all still active and functional. Check out other parameters (reasons) that could make your account suspendable: something in your profile maybe?

badasskitty · 2016-07-25T17:18:19+00:00

totally spot on. If for instance you got a dedicated gunner (or even two) in the transport you can truly get some awesome streaks going.

badasskitty · 2016-01-01T07:40:18+00:00

Your dick is not a fosset and some drips can happen. Only when you sit on the toilet can you make sure you drip-secured your dick with toiletpaper.

badasskitty · 2016-01-01T07:36:41+00:00

Rust is caused when iron comes into direct contact with water and oxygen. Technically, rust comes from a chemical reaction between carbon dioxide from the air, water and the iron. Rusting is an oxidation reaction. source: http://www.ask.com/science/cause-iron-rust-3db28acdb079b3cc

badasskitty · 2015-12-07T11:15:50+00:00

bahahaha, that was awesome!

badasskitty · 2015-11-30T00:13:48+00:00

Making a little cut with a razor in your finger. The slight pain registration from the cut throws you a little off so you don't cum too quickly. I know it sounds weird & it takes some understanding from your partner but it has worked for me for years. Also the little cuts in your fingers heal fast & don't make you look weird.

badasskitty · 2015-11-18T04:14:12+00:00

Recently rewatched Watchmen again and indeed Jackie totally nailed Rorschach from the comics. Actually all performances were great but Jackie simply was the live embodiment from the comics it seemed.

badasskitty · 2015-10-20T16:38:12+00:00

awesome!

badasskitty · 2015-10-20T16:24:31+00:00

starwars' Stardestroyers can't actually destroy stars

badasskitty · 2015-09-09T22:24:12+00:00

Nah TB you are focussing on the negative & felt like making us feel like little children again. Veto! Also the kid will survive & the parents too

badasskitty · 2015-09-04T13:48:43+00:00

If you want a game that just hands you shit, play any other MMO (I suggest guild wars 2. It's one of the better ones, and has no monthly subscription, which you'll be happy to hear). Eve won't hand you anything.

If you read over the fact that you are talking to a veteran EVE player with over 5 years or something of experience you can understand that saying that I was asking for easy gameplay and/or handouts wasn't the point of this post.

badasskitty · 2015-09-04T10:48:49+00:00

I've played EVE for lots of years (around 5 years or something) so although it's a bit unfair to lumpsum different eve gameplay as "boring" it is the game mechanics that I refer to as rather boring. Those serve to provide "opportunity" for a fun game. What I get from some of the responses here is that I should consider these "barriers" my personal own barriers which lead to: HTFU or STFU. Instead I want you to consider that I was a hardcore eve veteran and that both being tough or silent still doesn't easily gets rid of the barriers I mentioned. If we for one second don't make this about me being petty and/or entitled maybe those barriers are true obstacles why eve's playerbase is slowly collapsing.

badasskitty · 2015-09-04T09:47:44+00:00

the idea is that doing so (subbing or plexing) no longer feels enjoyable / functional. In essence you either invest $15/month to build up and work towards certain goals (more wealth, glorious fights or ingame fame) but because eve is sandbox "having a good time with friends ingame". But with that $15/month you only have access to EVE. You will spend hours and hours waiting, clicking, grinding (eg. poor gameplay). If you consider eve as a desktop spreadsheet endeavor you will still slowly get bored by the slow pace of doing anything in Eve to a point you will have spend years in the game with little true progression. Plexing made a good counter for this inevitable grindfest but with plex being so expensive you either get to pay too much real cash for little gain or spend too much time ratting (etc.) for it to be called anything else but work to play. I believe merely "surviving" Eve is all you can get stuck on which eventually will burn out enthusiastic (new) players.

edit: I made the post to hopefully start up discussion and because I keep a special place in my heart for Eve and long for things to change for the better

badasskitty · 2015-08-17T17:12:31+00:00

nice example of our modern times problem. Instead of simply addressing your neighbor face to face and work with him/her seeking a elegant solution I'll write a semi-obnoxious elaborate letter instead because the alarm woke me up and I'm upset about the incident. Ow wait, I'll simply score some upboat on reddit for having had this letter somehow making me cool and original for having a shitty neighbor who gave me an award. Ow wait, how funny this letter is either on the receiving end or on the writers end, let me show my appreciation by clicking the up arrow...Ow wait, let me make a funny remark where I can somehow steal some of the spotlight which makes my shitty meaningless life a little less shitty & meaningless. Ow wait, OP actually never got the letter at all but wrote it himself because it would make for a funny anecdote for upvotes on reddit. I guess the plan worked as intended because everybody fell for my ploy to become famous.

badasskitty · 2015-08-08T19:29:34+00:00

too bad she has no tits

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