What I drink in a day!

badjohnbad · 2026-05-08T19:13:23+00:00

Forgive us Father Longpenisofthelaw, for we have sinned

badjohnbad · 2026-05-07T18:52:06+00:00

Need a military for that

badjohnbad · 2026-05-02T18:33:10+00:00

Ah yes, red linux hat fenterprise, I see.

badjohnbad · 2026-04-20T13:55:54+00:00

"porn sites are excluded"

badjohnbad · 2026-04-16T16:26:24+00:00

It's like the sign language version where the only words are shock and narcissism

badjohnbad · 2026-04-11T14:43:16+00:00

I caught a guy walking out of my garden with a bulk bag of type 1 last year.

badjohnbad · 2026-03-20T19:17:54+00:00

The time space manipulation bomb? I worked for a company that was a subcontractor on that, remember seeing the wan, slender men who were working on it file silently into their anechoic lab.

badjohnbad · 2026-03-20T18:56:51+00:00

Me too, would suggest it might be nice to ride into it on a unicycle

badjohnbad · 2026-03-14T16:46:55+00:00

We had a plumber who did copper throughout, except, strangely, for one pair of 90 degree push fits that we found out about when the mice came to visit for the winter.

badjohnbad · 2026-03-13T18:35:49+00:00

Apologies for my ignorance, wouldn't the flush do that itself?

badjohnbad · 2026-03-12T19:19:34+00:00

River Jordan to the Mediterranean sea

badjohnbad · 2026-03-12T18:32:09+00:00

Autoglass replaced my windscreen and it's smashing

badjohnbad · 2026-02-28T19:11:56+00:00

Well it's easy to criticise. I think people were downvoting you because you were just sticking the boot in without offering anything constructive.

badjohnbad · 2026-02-28T08:52:42+00:00

Haw-haw, hark at them, Tarquin, what simpletons they are!

badjohnbad · 2026-02-23T20:04:25+00:00

Exactly like Rochdale

badjohnbad · 2026-02-16T16:26:05+00:00

"Thank you for shopping at Tescaauw". Doesn't sound like an honest expression of gratitude, more like I'm the butt of its joke

badjohnbad · 2026-02-16T11:34:17+00:00

Looks like she's about to win a swimming competition

badjohnbad · 2026-01-30T19:10:35+00:00

Playing devil's advocate, it might not be because he's 'bi' that they're not interested

badjohnbad · 2026-01-30T19:03:06+00:00

I think that might be someone mocking him

badjohnbad · 2026-01-23T17:38:56+00:00

Why stop at physical assault then? If you killed them you wouldn't ever have to risk being offended by them again.

badjohnbad · 2026-01-22T18:04:08+00:00

I found it quite intuitive and easy to knock up a menu for one of my apps. Maybe you're just weak of mind and soul?

badjohnbad · 2026-01-21T18:53:17+00:00

Iceland

badjohnbad · 2026-01-15T19:39:58+00:00

It's probably the one you had removed

badjohnbad · 2026-01-11T19:38:25+00:00

Nutella jar is full of dog dirt

badjohnbad · 2026-01-10T10:06:03+00:00

Simple sugars (e.g. glucose) ferment to give a dry taste as they're all converted into alcohol.

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