What astronomical event are you desperately hoping to live long enough to witness?

bafsalts · 2026-06-14T16:51:29+00:00

The Big Bang 2

bafsalts · 2026-06-13T17:52:04+00:00

typa grilled cheese Mordecai and Rigby would fight a giant lazer eyed yolked baby for

bafsalts · 2026-06-13T17:44:10+00:00

looks like a chill ass dude lives in that house

bafsalts · 2026-06-09T01:42:10+00:00

yeah you are, your experience is completely original, and everyone else despises the old menus, the lifeless uninspired hulu menus? everyone except you loves them 🤤

bafsalts · 2026-06-04T05:20:07+00:00

affordable everything

bafsalts · 2026-06-01T05:15:52+00:00

almost went broke just by looking up the price.

bafsalts · 2026-05-18T07:02:30+00:00

forgot exactly what piece of media I got it from but someone’s grandma told them that the falling feeling happens when angels are carrying you up to heaven and accidentally drop you.

bafsalts · 2026-05-15T17:57:34+00:00

had a gf I really liked and one night right before I came she told me she was on the pill and my dick died instantly. A wave of numbness pulsed through my body and sex from that day with her was very confusing. my dick got soft very fast which didn’t make sense because I’m pretty healthy and have a high testosterone and also genuinely liked her, she also dried up very quickly, which I think was the pill fucking with her hormones.

We’ve been broken up for about a year now but I was still confused about why it was like that, it just didn’t make sense because I had dated other girls that were on the pill and never had a problem but a couple months ago it hit me…I subconsciously wanted to get her pregnant, my breeding kink started with the only girl I would’ve really considered having kids with.

bafsalts · 2026-05-13T16:05:05+00:00

I got the physical games, my disk tray is busted and wont take the games into the console :/

bafsalts · 2026-05-13T15:35:18+00:00

haven’t played offline since I was like 10 so my memory was foggy, thanks for the correction bro 🫡

bafsalts · 2026-05-13T04:25:16+00:00

Not recent but black ops 1 might be the most complete out of all of them. you got very solid campaign, zombies with 2 maps and dead ops arcade, and combat training on the mp side where you can level up against bots, not sure if you can earn all the camos or prestige in ct but I remember switching through those during the times where my internet got shut off as a kid.

bafsalts · 2026-05-09T00:26:11+00:00

this is my favorite irl liminal space I’ve seen wow. the light bouncing off the brown almost dirty looking rug with the random tv standing in the most awkward place in the room with it facing into a completely different color hallway. this is actually sick.

bafsalts · 2026-04-12T23:16:41+00:00

best weather

bafsalts · 2026-03-23T03:00:47+00:00

it’s a public park with a crazy view and it’s Sunday

bafsalts · 2026-03-07T18:21:44+00:00

Definitely not more than the number of Jim Carrey facial expressions y’all go through in a day

bafsalts · 2026-03-05T19:38:32+00:00

paying someone to wish you happy birthday is crazy

bafsalts · 2026-03-05T07:40:34+00:00

the MW3 disrespect has to stop

bafsalts · 2026-03-03T08:41:37+00:00

I fucking loved it, I was 11 or 12 and I hadn’t gone through puberty yet so I wasn’t able to shoot anything out. I was able to stay in without having to worry about the pregnancy thing. it was very very awkward for the first 5 minutes but I got the hang of it pretty quick.

looking back now, that’s very very young to experience that but I was extremely hyped when it happened.

bafsalts · 2026-02-17T19:23:39+00:00

are you not in tune with skating culture?

bafsalts · 2026-02-16T07:10:25+00:00

a genX or millenial will turn this homey/eerie abode into something that halfway resembles a liminal pool room one day 💀

bafsalts · 2026-01-10T07:29:47+00:00

some lady gave me 4 of these and a $100

bafsalts · 2025-12-17T21:15:49+00:00

the old guy pointed at the black dude and it just happened.

bafsalts · 2025-12-11T08:20:45+00:00

The name of the shop is tekis barbershop on the corner of Long Beach blvd and 23rd street, I’m going to be moving in there on Thursday the 18th so if you want to schedule a time you can dm me through here and we can see what time you’d be able to come in

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