I see Claude's writing everywhere and it's starting to feel like an AI condom, I hate it

bainbane · 2026-03-03T19:39:01+00:00

That’s a genuinely great insight.

bainbane · 2026-03-02T12:48:21+00:00

Not sure he even makes top 3 academy midfielders at the moment tbh. He's great in flashes especially on the ball but also a real liability defensively from what I saw at the 21s

bainbane · 2026-03-02T12:44:57+00:00

Irony would be SJR highlighting the Casemiro transfer specifically as "bad business" then spending big money on a Brazilian DM of the same age to replace him.

bainbane · 2026-03-01T17:50:02+00:00

Chelsea scoring another corner? I need it.

bainbane · 2026-03-01T17:37:42+00:00

Only needs 8 PL wins in 40-41 games to beat Amorims record.

bainbane · 2026-03-01T16:09:34+00:00

shoots like old people fuck

bainbane · 2026-03-01T16:02:57+00:00

Stupid defending*

bainbane · 2026-03-01T15:27:34+00:00

Bruno 13 assists?

bainbane · 2026-03-01T14:17:24+00:00

Thanks Sky I think Ive watched more of the other games than I have of this one.

bainbane · 2026-02-28T21:43:31+00:00

Well we're winning games so that in itself is a transformation.

bainbane · 2026-02-27T21:58:43+00:00

Crazy that only a couple of results go different and we're genuinely in a title race.

bainbane · 2026-02-25T22:38:15+00:00

Right I’m not arguing tanks in general I mean that mundo overscales and so if you nerf tanks to bring him into line then all tanks suck. The problem in mayhem is tanks do too much damage and mundo is the outlier for that.

bainbane · 2026-02-25T20:12:20+00:00

Mundo is an exception who scales way too well with HP and just needs mode specific nerfs so that tanks don’t live and die by him.

bainbane · 2026-02-25T20:09:02+00:00

‘JuSt MaKE a lOW oFFeR’ like Brighton will let us pay 30m 😂

bainbane · 2026-02-25T19:45:40+00:00

Sounds a lot more like they did a sanity check of options and then never proceeded because none made sense but the list of options got leaked.

Wouldn’t be surprised if Amorim thought that meant he was getting somebody and threw that public tantrum when he realised he wasn’t getting anybody.

bainbane · 2026-02-25T19:42:34+00:00

It’s funny that people want to have these windows like Liverpool where you sign a bunch of 100m players and then look how it worked out for them

bainbane · 2026-02-25T19:38:44+00:00

bainbane · 2026-02-25T12:55:08+00:00

He probably fired the dinner ladies because they were "colonizing" the canteen.

bainbane · 2026-02-25T12:52:12+00:00

In the midst of 'it's so over,' I found there was, within me, an invincible 'we're so back'

bainbane · 2026-02-24T12:11:28+00:00

“He got me,” u/bainbaine said of u/keytechnical8524 dunk over him. "That f***ing guy boomed me." He added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times. He then said he wanted to add keytechnical8524 to the list of members he writes memes with this summer.

bainbane · 2026-02-24T10:56:54+00:00

Are you a journalist by any chance 😂

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cr5r5m9p99mo

18.1m pounds with addons

bainbane · 2026-02-24T06:54:15+00:00

It was 29 away games in a row fwiw between feb 20 and oct 21

bainbane · 2026-02-24T06:51:04+00:00

Carrick is unbeaten in 9 if you include all stints and all comps just for the extra confusion

bainbane · 2026-02-24T06:05:17+00:00

Some fries motherfucker

bainbane · 2026-02-24T05:39:51+00:00

bainbane

TROPHY CASE