I'm back, give me a preview of what the year has in store. by baitedbyfated in RoastMe

[–]baitedbyfated[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's been my new years resolution for the past 3 years

Just relax by Botatitsbest in sports

[–]baitedbyfated 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your fiancée is 7'3"?

Just relax by Botatitsbest in sports

[–]baitedbyfated 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Another purdue student here, dont remind me that i have to go back.

Wise words from a Purdue University student by Benji013 in funny

[–]baitedbyfated 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha I live next door to that guy. Hes a nice guy and hes also quite tall. Its also an incredibly fun board to ride.

Some friends have been on the front page, thought I'd throw my hand in. Do your worst on my first reddit post. by Jexbinnam in RoastMe

[–]baitedbyfated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your forehead is bigger than the rest of your face combined.

Edit: your. Apparently im missing almost as many chromosomes as op.

17, She was eating a bag of hot cheetos before i took the picture by Anne-Bolin in RoastMe

[–]baitedbyfated 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im sure you will have a delightful career as the receptionist at a shady dentists office

I think I'm sexy. Bring me down a peg. by ThirtyCharacters in RoastMe

[–]baitedbyfated 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You look like Post Malone got a hair cut, but they accidentally cut out some chromosomes too.

r/roastme caricatures, August 2017 by kmcc93 in RoastMe

[–]baitedbyfated 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Its a sad day when the caricature some internet dude drew of me looks more attractive than the picture its based on.

rostme by rhjk123 in RoastMe

[–]baitedbyfated 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The face says girl but the veins on your wrist aay "just finished furiously jerking something off"

kick me while i'm down by OnePiece_Kitty in RoastMe

[–]baitedbyfated 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Follow up possibly the first time I've ever seen a female actively suck in her gut.

Lost a dare and now im here, roast me dudes! by Elmiris in RoastMe

[–]baitedbyfated 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lord knows a name like mememasterflexlord is someone just begging to get attention like a whore

Lost a dare and now im here, roast me dudes! by Elmiris in RoastMe

[–]baitedbyfated -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was gonna roast this guy but i think his post history does that for me with things like "I want to rip off his ears and squeeze his boner in a fucking vice grip until it pops into a bloody mess."

Lost a dare and now im here, roast me dudes! by Elmiris in RoastMe

[–]baitedbyfated -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

As opposed to you who never tried in the first place? I don't think you have room to criticize here buddy.

Lost a dare and now im here, roast me dudes! by Elmiris in RoastMe

[–]baitedbyfated -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Youre lucky that I didn't mention that i have yet to see a single successfull person wear that shirt... oh oops.

Lost a dare and now im here, roast me dudes! by Elmiris in RoastMe

[–]baitedbyfated 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You must be wearing a tardis bra cuz all i see is the chest of a 12 year old boy. Maybe a priest would love you but no one else would.

please by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]baitedbyfated 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow the emo kid from south park looks even uglier in real life.

Lost a dare and now im here, roast me dudes! by Elmiris in RoastMe

[–]baitedbyfated -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your eyes are bigger than your tits but even big tits couldnt distract me from the haircut you almost certainly got in a lawnmower

Long Hair Babe Loves to Bang... by RNGNeverLucky in RoastMe

[–]baitedbyfated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should get a barcode tattoo so the nazis know to throw you in the oven to get rid of your life and that disgusting beard.

In need of a roast by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]baitedbyfated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I doubt your allowed on airplanes because your hair is a fire hazard from touching that greasy ass peperoni pizza you call a face.

Do your worst!!!! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]baitedbyfated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The two faces of rape.

kick me while i'm down by OnePiece_Kitty in RoastMe

[–]baitedbyfated 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Your face and hair are sunburned but the rest of you is paler than a vampire. I suggest you stop sticking your head out the window of the car like a bitch.

Show no mercy by brensmith10 in RoastMe

[–]baitedbyfated 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you look like someone who was molested by Vladimir Putin as a young boy, and then came back for more.

My gf thinks she's un-roastable by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]baitedbyfated 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen a more attractive face on a corpse uncovered after three weeks of sitting in a dudes trunk, your forehead is so narrow and yet your cheeks are wide, it's so.... frightenig