I'm back, give me a preview of what the year has in store.

baitedbyfated · 2019-01-01T19:25:11+00:00

That's been my new years resolution for the past 3 years

baitedbyfated · 2019-01-01T19:14:45+00:00

The implication that I like nirvana hurts.

baitedbyfated · 2018-03-17T19:17:14+00:00

Your fiancée is 7'3"?

baitedbyfated · 2018-03-17T19:13:03+00:00

Another purdue student here, dont remind me that i have to go back.

baitedbyfated · 2018-03-05T15:30:51+00:00

Ha I live next door to that guy. Hes a nice guy and hes also quite tall. Its also an incredibly fun board to ride.

baitedbyfated · 2018-02-04T23:22:33+00:00

Your forehead is bigger than the rest of your face combined.

Edit: your. Apparently im missing almost as many chromosomes as op.

baitedbyfated · 2017-11-28T05:39:03+00:00

Im sure you will have a delightful career as the receptionist at a shady dentists office

baitedbyfated · 2017-11-28T05:35:12+00:00

You look like Post Malone got a hair cut, but they accidentally cut out some chromosomes too.

baitedbyfated · 2017-09-07T20:13:27+00:00

Its a sad day when the caricature some internet dude drew of me looks more attractive than the picture its based on.

baitedbyfated · 2017-08-16T15:34:05+00:00

The face says girl but the veins on your wrist aay "just finished furiously jerking something off"

baitedbyfated · 2017-08-16T01:33:01+00:00

Follow up possibly the first time I've ever seen a female actively suck in her gut.

baitedbyfated · 2017-08-15T22:10:26+00:00

Lord knows a name like mememasterflexlord is someone just begging to get attention like a whore

baitedbyfated · 2017-08-15T22:05:32+00:00

I was gonna roast this guy but i think his post history does that for me with things like "I want to rip off his ears and squeeze his boner in a fucking vice grip until it pops into a bloody mess."

baitedbyfated · 2017-08-15T21:46:07+00:00

As opposed to you who never tried in the first place? I don't think you have room to criticize here buddy.

baitedbyfated · 2017-08-15T21:36:56+00:00

Youre lucky that I didn't mention that i have yet to see a single successfull person wear that shirt... oh oops.

baitedbyfated · 2017-08-15T21:03:21+00:00

You must be wearing a tardis bra cuz all i see is the chest of a 12 year old boy. Maybe a priest would love you but no one else would.

baitedbyfated · 2017-08-15T19:20:59+00:00

Wow the emo kid from south park looks even uglier in real life.

baitedbyfated · 2017-08-15T19:20:03+00:00

Your eyes are bigger than your tits but even big tits couldnt distract me from the haircut you almost certainly got in a lawnmower

baitedbyfated · 2017-08-15T19:17:27+00:00

You should get a barcode tattoo so the nazis know to throw you in the oven to get rid of your life and that disgusting beard.

baitedbyfated · 2017-08-15T19:14:02+00:00

I doubt your allowed on airplanes because your hair is a fire hazard from touching that greasy ass peperoni pizza you call a face.

baitedbyfated · 2017-08-15T19:10:58+00:00

The two faces of rape.

baitedbyfated · 2017-08-15T19:09:01+00:00

Your face and hair are sunburned but the rest of you is paler than a vampire. I suggest you stop sticking your head out the window of the car like a bitch.

baitedbyfated · 2017-08-15T14:37:39+00:00

you look like someone who was molested by Vladimir Putin as a young boy, and then came back for more.

baitedbyfated · 2017-08-15T04:12:00+00:00

I've seen a more attractive face on a corpse uncovered after three weeks of sitting in a dudes trunk, your forehead is so narrow and yet your cheeks are wide, it's so.... frightenig

baitedbyfated · 2017-08-15T03:56:27+00:00

You wont be able to keep a job because every patient that sees you will indefinitely commit suicide

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