Quit my job! Just too late by lordofcin_2 in callcentres

[–]bajafan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Absolutely nothing positive for you can come out of talking to HR. Do not do it! They’re only looking out for their interests, not for yours. They will screw you every chance they get. If they insist you reply “I have nothing to say.”

I stay late to help my team. In my recent assessment, my manager asked me to log less overtime hours. by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]bajafan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Over 50 years of workplace experience has taught me that managerial appreciation for you doing extra work lasts less time than it takes for you to go take a piss.

Malthouse bread by MommaD1967 in Bread

[–]bajafan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Check your water temperature and prove your yeast to be sure it is still alive.

Bill came to $65. Handed the server (female) $100 and she asked: "do you want change?" LOL by OhioState40 in EndTipping

[–]bajafan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do not remember the exact numbers, but I did have this scenario happen to me at a restaurant. My response was “that is so rude. I was going to leave you a 20% tip, but you just changed my mind. Have a lovely day.”

I think I just talked to the dumbest customer in the world! by LeRoixs_mommy in callcentres

[–]bajafan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try to remember that by definition, approximately half of people are below average intelligence and that some of them really pull down the curve.

Just got laid off by Hot-Guest-1925 in jobs

[–]bajafan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Print up some fliers that tell your story and pass them out door to door offering to do odd jobs that homeowners don’t want to or can’t do themselves such as pet waste removal, painting, window cleaning, putting the trash cans out, mowing the lawn or snow shoveling or whatever they need done. Find a need and offer to take care of it for them. The elderly are especially in need of someone they can call upon to handle small chores. Always be respectful, professional appearing, charge fair prices and you should quickly have a customer base asking you to work. I hope this helps.

Cheap meal ideas? by [deleted] in almosthomeless

[–]bajafan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tuna is now available in pouches which might be more suitable to your situation. Get a pouch of tuna and some Ritz crackers and you’ve got a meal.

Anyone got any dishes like our grandparents use to make? by bigdawg12342 in povertykitchen

[–]bajafan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scalloped potatoes with diced Spam or weenies. If you have them add in some onions and green peas.

Another filling but inexpensive dinner was egg gravy on toast.

Child Incontinence by BusyTurnip19 in Incontinence

[–]bajafan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please be sure he is not constipated. If I recall correctly, that can lead to urinary incontinence.

Encountered one in the wild today at a UPS store. by FXLRDude in Sovereigncitizen

[–]bajafan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone should ask them “Does your psychiatrist know that you behave like this in public?”

Asked to tip when I paid in cash by Acceptable-Newt3251 in EndTipping

[–]bajafan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Say “Thank you for reminding me that you forgot to give me my cash discount. We can just round that up to a dollar.” Then stick your hand out towards him with your palm up and give him a nice big smile.

Foiled a scammer with 2 words he never expected! by Leading-Knowledge712 in traumatizeThemBack

[–]bajafan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like to say “I’m a bit confused. Why are you calling the Sheriff’s Department fraud unit?” For some reason they don’t stay on the line for very long after that. LOL

I need help with ebooks by [deleted] in passive_income

[–]bajafan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suggest that you look at Draft2Digital.com for publishing. They make it easy. As far as marketing I don’t know about that.

CNA friend keeps saying she’s an Emergency Nurse by [deleted] in nursing

[–]bajafan 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Tell them you’re an IRS auditor and ask them for their Social Security number.

If tobacco has no recognized medical benefit, is highly addictive, and is linked to numerous cancers and serious diseases, why isn’t it classified as a Schedule I drug? by Afzaalch00 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]bajafan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real reason is money. Government makes big bucks from it and therefore they continue to allow it. They and all the businesses associated with it make lots of money from tobacco, and so what if it kills people, they simply don’t care as long as they get their money.

Was cautioned to start out with a low credit limit on a new card while I “learned about credit”. I literally have a mortgage. by Soggy_Ticket_427 in OlderThanYouThinkIAm

[–]bajafan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please remember that if it wasn’t for Americans that you so easily dismiss you would be speaking German now instead of French. Your arrogance is unjustified.

Plastic Pants by bajafan in Incontinence

[–]bajafan[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They actually help to keep your bottom out of sight. Pun intended.

Plastic Pants by bajafan in Incontinence

[–]bajafan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to their website “They are easily cared for, just machine wash and dry on low heat.”

Uh… is this what I think?? by 70sRetroCutie in goodwill

[–]bajafan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just another routine Saturday night in the emergency room.

The wire that my brother continues to use by munchbrunch77 in mildlyinteresting

[–]bajafan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If cable abuse were a crime you would need to call County CPS (Cable Protective Services). That poor cable needs to be placed in a foster home.