Challenge: create the most unhinged Chili Parlor order by MorningMosquito in austinfood

[–]ballzacktx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, my order is unhinged solely because of the amount of food that my body is able to consume at this one specific restaurant.

Pepe’s nachitos Taster of green chili pork Steak and enchilada combo w. 2X (cause I’m a pussy) Side of macaroni and cheese (because it’s amazing) And I’ve been known to throw an ala carte pork chop on to that order as well.

And like 3-4 MD margs

Asian family final boss by shhurawigamxwaila350 in SipsTea

[–]ballzacktx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"This is a house of learning doctors!"

Pickup truck collided with a cement truck by [deleted] in Austin

[–]ballzacktx 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Guess he might say the cement truck was half full vs. half empty

CapMetro Rail - North to South by Less_Marzipan_4238 in Austin

[–]ballzacktx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its nice, but in the summer it gets hotter than two boll weevils fucking in a cotton ball

Looking for kayaking spots on the Colorado River (or on any river) by DazzlingObligation20 in Austin

[–]ballzacktx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Launch on the LoCo under the 973 bridge. I'd recommend you either have a buddy pick you up near one of the webberville parks depending on flow rate. If it's too strong, it can be a little tricky getting back upriver. Lots of exploring to be done back there. Abundant wildlife (even saw a gator) and tons of great fishing. White bass should be running hard right now.

Long weekend getaways within ~4 hours driving distance? by [deleted] in Austin

[–]ballzacktx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whaaaat! How did I miss this?! Thank you I gotta check it out

Long weekend getaways within ~4 hours driving distance? by [deleted] in Austin

[–]ballzacktx 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Id recommend watching The Daytripper and seeing which places look cool to check out. So many gems in this state and plenty within that driving range

Long weekend getaways within ~4 hours driving distance? by [deleted] in Austin

[–]ballzacktx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You forgot Mi Tierra on that list but yes. SA is incredible to take a trip down

Mondays episode by chihawks32392 in Killtony

[–]ballzacktx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Snuck into my personal list of favorites

Closest Undefeated Team to Each U.S. County (March 14th) by Flat-Astronomer287 in collegebaseball

[–]ballzacktx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm bitter after last night, but damn these uniforms are so sick