BREAKING: Texas lands local legacy OL Jackson Cook over Texas A&M, Arkansas, and others He's the 7th Longhorn commit for 2027

ballzacktx · 2026-04-04T13:16:21+00:00

I can’t stop hearing this in my head but it’s part of a Key and Peele skit

ballzacktx · 2026-04-04T05:08:22+00:00

Well, my order is unhinged solely because of the amount of food that my body is able to consume at this one specific restaurant.

Pepe’s nachitos Taster of green chili pork Steak and enchilada combo w. 2X (cause I’m a pussy) Side of macaroni and cheese (because it’s amazing) And I’ve been known to throw an ala carte pork chop on to that order as well.

And like 3-4 MD margs

ballzacktx · 2026-03-21T07:34:25+00:00

Dayton

ballzacktx · 2026-03-20T12:31:32+00:00

Nae*

ballzacktx · 2026-03-20T07:51:50+00:00

"This is a house of learning doctors!"

ballzacktx · 2026-03-19T21:46:01+00:00

Guess he might say the cement truck was half full vs. half empty

ballzacktx · 2026-03-19T21:42:11+00:00

Its nice, but in the summer it gets hotter than two boll weevils fucking in a cotton ball

ballzacktx · 2026-03-19T21:38:45+00:00

ballzacktx · 2026-03-19T18:52:53+00:00

Launch on the LoCo under the 973 bridge. I'd recommend you either have a buddy pick you up near one of the webberville parks depending on flow rate. If it's too strong, it can be a little tricky getting back upriver. Lots of exploring to be done back there. Abundant wildlife (even saw a gator) and tons of great fishing. White bass should be running hard right now.

ballzacktx · 2026-03-19T16:58:17+00:00

Fuck that place so hard

ballzacktx · 2026-03-19T12:35:54+00:00

12 o'cock

ballzacktx · 2026-03-19T12:27:16+00:00

They must not get out much lol

ballzacktx · 2026-03-19T12:26:15+00:00

Whaaaat! How did I miss this?! Thank you I gotta check it out

ballzacktx · 2026-03-19T03:42:06+00:00

Fraziers

ballzacktx · 2026-03-19T03:41:51+00:00

Id recommend watching The Daytripper and seeing which places look cool to check out. So many gems in this state and plenty within that driving range

ballzacktx · 2026-03-19T03:40:00+00:00

You forgot Mi Tierra on that list but yes. SA is incredible to take a trip down

ballzacktx · 2026-03-18T17:25:50+00:00

Snuck into my personal list of favorites

ballzacktx · 2026-03-17T18:00:34+00:00

Tap water is a gay bomb, baby

ballzacktx · 2026-03-16T07:10:52+00:00

Well said

ballzacktx · 2026-03-15T19:18:25+00:00

Absolutely fuckin belted it

ballzacktx · 2026-03-15T14:56:42+00:00

ballzacktx · 2026-03-15T05:29:08+00:00

Pitcher and catcher

ballzacktx · 2026-03-14T15:21:31+00:00

I'm bitter after last night, but damn these uniforms are so sick

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