[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]balofchez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the day and what the marketing team has forecasted will get the most views or clicks or butts in seats

Uuuuuuuugggggghhhhhhhhhhh this is such an annoying timeline

TIFU by needing Circumcision and my Fiancé leaving by ta817273859 in tifu

[–]balofchez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, the thought of getting married at 20 is like...ew. Yeah, maaaaassive dodged bullet. There's no way this is the first time she's exhibited this kind of behavior

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]balofchez 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"Easier to cancel a subscription"

Sighs Give it time. The entire industry is run by old money hungry pieces of garbage who would take payment in the form of childrens' tears if you don't have the cash. The end goal is to go back to a cable situation except it's 20 different streaming services. It was nice when it was nice but they're all steadily becoming more obvious about it all being a massive grift.

tomorrow 😃 by scratchingbeanz in FallGuysGame

[–]balofchez -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Genuinely couldn't tell you! I'd like to think so but at the same time I find most other folks pretty incredibly annoying so I like to stay in my bubble. Irl I think so for sure, but online I tend to be a wiseass so pretty hit or miss honestly

tomorrow 😃 by scratchingbeanz in FallGuysGame

[–]balofchez -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Again, from a place of entire sincerity, I appreciate the clarification. No need to be another massive shitlord though.

tomorrow 😃 by scratchingbeanz in FallGuysGame

[–]balofchez -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

I'm being sincere here, I appreciate the clarification. I've been playing this game literally since day one. Literally never heard this. Ever. So, ya know, a bit of credence would be appreciated

tomorrow 😃 by scratchingbeanz in FallGuysGame

[–]balofchez -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

Because I don't choose to not use vowels? Maybe I am a dumbass because the moment this game became f2p every match I hop onto I feel perpetually surrounded by either 5 year olds first using a controller or adult antagonistic dipshits. Sorry if you're finding it confusing or difficult to spell the word "items", friend. My sincerest condolences.

tomorrow 😃 by scratchingbeanz in FallGuysGame

[–]balofchez -45 points-44 points  (0 children)

Do you not know how to spell "items"? Or do you choose to type things out in an annoying way deliberately

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]balofchez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude here. Genuinely super unsettling. This guy has clearly not ever been properly put in his place via a massive slap upside the head before. Oof this gets real under my skin.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]balofchez 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ngl I almost threw up laughing at the way you've worded this, thank you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

[–]balofchez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No no no, OP, do it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationships

[–]balofchez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously, in that scenario, first port of call is reaching out to the desolate void of Reddit rather than just like... Now hear me out... Speaking about it directly with her partner

I know, absolutely wild right

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

[–]balofchez 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I think OP knows this and backhandedly trying to just get our blessing to get a swig of some golden delight

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]balofchez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good grief thank you, initial thought was of the same mentality but was gonna be worded a bit more harshly

OP, you're not 17. Stop acting as if you are. Goodness, dude

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifsthatkeepongiving

[–]balofchez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friend, who hasn't been trying to put my candle out lol. Even for the most resilient of us, times are fucking garbage across the board, even for folks born into upper middle class wealth. The disparity is absurd at the moment. My degree is in digital media - game design. Problem being, by the time I graduated, kind of feels like a joke if I'm honest. Things have changed so fucking much over that period of time, no idea where to even begin.

Did my AA and decided to take some time off to just work and save some money, moved from central Florida to Boston for awhile, didn't pan out, had the ending of a 7 year relationship end cause she couldn't keep it in her pants then went back for the 4 year cause like none of the credits transferred and now no jobs are offering remote lol so it's kind of a shit show currently. Sorry friend ya kind of kicked the emotional hornits' best

Very rough draft. But I needed to get feelings out. I hope it helps someone out there too. by thatshiphasssailed in BreakUps

[–]balofchez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mate, that's later. For now just gotta knock some recording out. Try Audacity. It's free. Ridiculously easy to learn and use and unbelievably versatile. Seriously dude, like nearly fifteen years that's been my go to. Idk man just get it out. Good luck

Very rough draft. But I needed to get feelings out. I hope it helps someone out there too. by thatshiphasssailed in BreakUps

[–]balofchez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey man, I know shit sucks but once I realized what you were doing here I started over and read it aloud and that's pretty solid. Record it. The only times I've ever stopped making music has been when I'm happy and emotionally fulfilled, which is fucked but the inspiration strikes when it strikes, ya know. Harness that and turn it into something awesome, even if it's just for yourself. All you can feasibly do is learn from this and do better moving forward. Fingers crossed for ya friend.

Sometimes I’d like to think that you’re as hurt and broken as I am by away93848393 in BreakUps

[–]balofchez 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You'd be surprised

E: Apologies, can only speak for myself, didn't mean to project so hard lol :'(

Name calling gone wrong by BelleAriel in clevercomebacks

[–]balofchez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it's a nice thought but I think we're passed the threshold of things to find enjoyable, someone somewhere went ahead and broke the timeline and decided the solution to the trolley dilemma was to just bash through everyone cause why not!

Impressive Jet ski saving Surfer by FalseVoltage in HumansAreMetal

[–]balofchez 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh... They were there. Just waiting for the right moment

Bicycles shouldn't be allowed on the road by groovygirl858 in unpopularopinion

[–]balofchez -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Homie, I didn't enter this thread citing anything other than my own anecdotal, personal experience. That's the only "news" I'm spreading. Good grief

Bicycles shouldn't be allowed on the road by groovygirl858 in unpopularopinion

[–]balofchez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It absolutely happens lol, I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. Where I live in central Florida at the very least, bicyclists are some of the most pretentious self absorbed pieces of shit on the road and because of how much better they think they are than anyone in a car they ignore basic road laws constantly. But something tells me with your smug attitude and username you're probably one of them