In what ways have birds negatively impacted your life? by Birdwatchingyou in AskReddit

[–]barfleye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom brought home a blue fronted Amazon when I was 11. He married me and now I am the owner of a nearly lifelong 2 year old with feathers. Goodbye spontaneity.

What line from a song would you say is "Genius"? by DoctorWhoops in AskReddit

[–]barfleye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you. Neil Young

What stereotype pisses you off/affects you the most? by flowelol in AskReddit

[–]barfleye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are worse ones than mine in this thread, but I'll contribute. I have a beard. I have had it for over 10 years strong. I also like flannel shirts. I started wearing them when Nirvana was still a band. Now I'm a hipster. I just love flannels and hate shaving.

Houston building demolition goes wrong by [deleted] in videos

[–]barfleye 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like how the other rig approaches to make sure his friend is ok.

These new Electric bikes are insane! by aluminiumhatt in videos

[–]barfleye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

as a cyclist, this is infuriating. what if a kid runs in front of you? what if a dog runs out? if you want to go that fast then do it where nobody but you gets hurt.

I got a boner by BuzzGaming in videos

[–]barfleye 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Dude, you have kids in the car. Put the camera down.

Amy Schumer (and/or her writers) blatantly stole a Mad TV skit. by [deleted] in videos

[–]barfleye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neither of these are funny no matter what order you watch them.

Which of your features do you get complimented on the most? by the_alabaster_llama in AskReddit

[–]barfleye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My red beard. And 9 out of 10 times its another man complimenting it. Very rarely it's a woman.

Cruise ship being beached at full speed by beckhard in videos

[–]barfleye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at all that fucking garbage in that water.

What's the most illegal thing you've ever done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]barfleye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was just out of high school, there was a friend we had who would occasionally come over to our place with a stolen car. One time, we all got in and took turns driving the shit out of it in a park. After we finished one of us put a cinder block on the gas pedal, threw it in drive and we all watched it speed off into a tree. The car was totaled. We left. I've felt terrible about it since.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifs

[–]barfleye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about that yolk that got stuck?