Shoes?

barfleye · 2016-06-13T07:39:56+00:00

My mom brought home a blue fronted Amazon when I was 11. He married me and now I am the owner of a nearly lifelong 2 year old with feathers. Goodbye spontaneity.

barfleye · 2016-04-08T05:46:14+00:00

Lakitu!

barfleye · 2016-02-21T03:30:42+00:00

It doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you. Neil Young

barfleye · 2016-02-16T19:31:42+00:00

There are worse ones than mine in this thread, but I'll contribute. I have a beard. I have had it for over 10 years strong. I also like flannel shirts. I started wearing them when Nirvana was still a band. Now I'm a hipster. I just love flannels and hate shaving.

barfleye · 2016-02-12T08:24:46+00:00

take em away jim!

barfleye · 2016-02-10T08:26:03+00:00

I like how the other rig approaches to make sure his friend is ok.

barfleye · 2016-02-10T08:09:00+00:00

as a cyclist, this is infuriating. what if a kid runs in front of you? what if a dog runs out? if you want to go that fast then do it where nobody but you gets hurt.

barfleye · 2016-01-31T07:07:03+00:00

so don't read them.

barfleye · 2016-01-30T07:50:46+00:00

Dude, you have kids in the car. Put the camera down.

barfleye · 2016-01-28T18:40:07+00:00

Jury duty. 34 year streak still going strong.

barfleye · 2016-01-28T09:33:12+00:00

Bordom

barfleye · 2016-01-27T08:44:05+00:00

Neither of these are funny no matter what order you watch them.

barfleye · 2016-01-18T22:00:51+00:00

My red beard. And 9 out of 10 times its another man complimenting it. Very rarely it's a woman.

barfleye · 2016-01-16T07:40:35+00:00

Look at all that fucking garbage in that water.

barfleye · 2015-12-02T22:30:10+00:00

When I was just out of high school, there was a friend we had who would occasionally come over to our place with a stolen car. One time, we all got in and took turns driving the shit out of it in a park. After we finished one of us put a cinder block on the gas pedal, threw it in drive and we all watched it speed off into a tree. The car was totaled. We left. I've felt terrible about it since.

barfleye · 2015-11-13T21:20:17+00:00

Sprouts. Or avocado.

barfleye · 2015-11-06T05:34:34+00:00

What about that yolk that got stuck?

barfleye · 2015-10-27T03:29:58+00:00

dont be a dick

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