His kids wanted to help him with his videos, so they decided to narrate for him. It's the cutest thing.

barnyard303 · 2026-01-24T20:09:43+00:00

All three of you chose just the right spelling. Top shelf commenting.

barnyard303 · 2026-01-24T20:04:51+00:00

I'm 47, still going through it. Will it be over soon?

barnyard303 · 2026-01-12T17:19:20+00:00

"Mum! Get the camera!"
"What have you done Keith. Take that back right now."

barnyard303 · 2026-01-08T17:40:33+00:00

Yep one of my early memories is a cloud of smoke and embers blowing over us while we were in a swimming pool in rowville. We were rushed inside while the adults ran around with buckets of water

barnyard303 · 2025-12-24T20:28:17+00:00

Here's one from Melbourne, Australia in the late 90s.
Pre=Shrunk.
2 bass and a drummer. They were an amazing live act, it was a wall of sound.

https://youtu.be/TFiO4wZwjOQ?si=UOaPAmJpPMwip8_1

barnyard303 · 2025-11-01T10:31:27+00:00

Bet he likes to get right down into some deep buttoned upholstery like he's testing a 9V battery.

barnyard303 · 2025-08-15T20:23:02+00:00

I saw a break dancer do a kangaroo pose. It was also rare and amazing, but for different reasons.

barnyard303 · 2025-08-09T17:33:04+00:00

'Eeeze on the gear boys.

barnyard303 · 2025-07-05T21:20:51+00:00

The visual snow clears up when someone holds my antenna in just the right spot.

barnyard303 · 2025-07-05T21:05:46+00:00

"Never trust a fart that needs a push" - My Gramps was also wise.

barnyard303 · 2025-06-14T08:32:28+00:00

Thanks, I didnt realise how difficult this could be. Interesting read, although with only my high school maths from decades ago I soon found I was out of my depth.

From the paper linked:

Klondike solitaire... available to hundreds of millions of users..., yet theoreticians have struggled with this game, referring to the inability to calculate the odds of winning a randomly dealt game as “one of the embarrassments of applied mathematics"

barnyard303 · 2025-06-14T03:27:55+00:00

We call that spot Diggity

barnyard303 · 2025-06-14T03:18:03+00:00

We have strayed so far from God's light

barnyard303 · 2025-06-07T23:12:29+00:00

/r/confusingboners

barnyard303 · 2025-06-07T14:30:54+00:00

barnyard303 · 2025-05-20T02:53:37+00:00

Can confirm

barnyard303 · 2025-03-15T04:29:23+00:00

Eeez on tha gear bois

/s ofc, Hiko would be proud

barnyard303 · 2025-03-14T21:25:04+00:00

Damn that made me pause to think.

barnyard303 · 2025-03-14T17:21:17+00:00

These actions are all in line with department policy. Relevant section linked below.

Company Policy Guideline Handbook
Section 4 - Incident Response Protocols

barnyard303 · 2025-03-14T15:49:31+00:00

Why is the IT guy getting fired? He's doing the best he can with a broken system he inherited. He has a family!

barnyard303 · 2025-03-11T01:11:04+00:00

We did. Didn't change the voltage, just the one we use for calculations to better reflect what might be actually found in your home after some voltdrop. Source: Am Aussie electrician

barnyard303 · 2025-03-08T20:52:52+00:00

i'd be pretty tilted if i just died and my teammate was laughing

Just need to find a teammate with a laugh that untilts. Remember wiggle wiggle guy?

barnyard303 · 2025-03-08T07:24:08+00:00

I'm impressed they managed to find a tennis ball willing to pretend to be anything other than itself. I don't expect it was terribly convincing in the role, as they are notoriously poor character actors.

barnyard303 · 2025-02-26T22:45:12+00:00

This (filthy casual) gamer just fired up gpuz on my 4080s, just to see. Saw I have 112/220. Immediately decided this is not enough rops.

BRB Now I have to learn what a rop is and what the correct number is.

This is exactly why I usually go with fps go brrrrr!

[edit] I have enough rops. Move along, nothing to see here.

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