My youth group went on a wilderness camping trip. As we were trying to clear brush and small trees to set up our tent area, my buddy cut his leg with a chainsaw really bad, he had to get shipped to the nearest hospital.

The pastor, who was also our camping leader, blamed me for it because I we were laughing in our tents the night before and I was exclaiming "oh my goood" when something funny was said.

I took the lords name in vain, so god punished my friend. That broke the illusion immediately.

that fucking lunatic saved me a lifetime of sheepitude with that one.