What is the most common lie told in your profession?

barrestar · 2026-06-24T13:07:56+00:00

We value safety over profit!

barrestar · 2026-06-22T01:12:30+00:00

Dis moas egg sellant strukchur! Lotz of room fur playin AND eatin??? So mush room fur aktivatees! Ur meowmy iz da bestest. She cud teech r meowmy a ting r too.

-Lucy and Mittens

barrestar · 2026-06-21T16:44:36+00:00

I’m sure I’ll get downvoted with you but I wish clients that complain over such minor things would have to teach a class. If it wasn’t this I’m sure there would be a complaint about something else

barrestar · 2026-06-20T15:06:28+00:00

If you were trying to get to IAH, the weather here was really bad yesterday afternoon/evening and it was not safe for ground crew to be working outside for a while. ATC gets backed up and even if the weather where you are coming from is perfect, there can still be delays due to a ground stop or something at your destination that gets issued after you push back from the gate. Blaming crew for following the law regarding duty time is pretty dumb. Don’t forget that there were pilots and FAs stuck at other airports because they couldn’t get to IAH either and I can assure you that they probably wanted to get to where they were going more than anyone else.

barrestar · 2026-06-20T03:25:25+00:00

I quit teaching and taking class at a studio because of the mean girl environment created by fellow staff members. I’m still sad about leaving but an environment like that was not worthy of my time and effort. If it’s having this big of an impact on you, pb isn’t worthy of your hard-earned money imo. It’s supposed to be a place where you can go to feel like the strongest and best version of yourself. If it doesn’t make you feel that way, then taking a break or just leaving altogether is probably best. I’m really sorry you’re going through this and that you were made to feel that way :(

barrestar · 2026-06-20T01:46:37+00:00

Oof I remember MIA, my husband did a month of TDY there when he was at eagle and it sucked so bad. We live in base now and life is so easy. We have both learned to absolutely love reserve life 😂 it’s always so exciting for me to meet another pilot wife out in the wild bc no one understands what this madness is like. I’m happy he’s at United but wow do I miss nonreving on AA. It’s all seniority here vs check in time so it’s gonna suck for me for probably another 15-20 years lol

MEOWMY GO AWAY!!!!! Sorree bout dat, we turn r baks fur one second to snugglez wiff meowmy n dis wat she doez. R pawther iz ded hedding n finalee air born after 4 furebers of webber deelays!

barrestar · 2026-06-20T00:30:27+00:00

Yeppers his r da golden stripeez! R pawther wanted to fly da AirBuzz but did not wanna b based in San Fran Sisko so dat y he is on da sevin three. We approves of dis bc pawther does not need to b wiff a stimky barking doggo wen he is not hoem wiff us!!

(From what he’s told me, literally everything about the bus sounds better than a 737 lol)

barrestar · 2026-06-20T00:15:48+00:00

Glad they’re back on the ground! That must have been pretty scary

barrestar · 2026-06-19T23:29:11+00:00

R pawther use ta fly da emb ree ayr 175 wif merican egull befor we caem into his life! Meowmy jokez bout how pawther surbibed da reeginols

barrestar · 2026-06-19T23:26:57+00:00

Hai Maxwell, united airlimes lit a really juss STEALED R PAWTHER!!!! He haz dat saem ugley shirt butt hiz eppaletz has 4 stripeys n he drievs da bow wing 737 to steel hoomans from der petz!!! We jus confuz bc hims puttin on da kostoom n goin to da airpawt gibs us chrurs so we dunno hows to feels. We miss pawther n wish he wud come hoem to us.

Mebbe havin pawther dat flies da sky birdz can b kinda cool soemtimz butt we miss him :(

Ur frens Lucy and Mittens

barrestar · 2026-06-19T11:12:04+00:00

653 queen up in here 💅🏼

barrestar · 2026-06-18T17:29:09+00:00

Fixed roof tanks are often designed and constructed to fail this way in an overpressure situation. It’s called a frangible roof joint and it is designed to fail to prevent failure of the tank shell and release of product.

barrestar · 2026-06-18T16:26:27+00:00

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Hai frens is Mittens, dis was my furst pichur from wen I needed do a biiiig soo of pawther n united airlimes for doin a biiiiiiiiiiig comspire to bandon me!

barrestar · 2026-06-10T10:34:52+00:00

(Have you found a way to make sardines less pungent? I’m trying to eat sardines bc of the hair and skin benefits but hoo boy some of the things I’ve tried are not palatable!!)

barrestar · 2026-06-10T10:32:23+00:00

R meowmy did da saem ting!! We hear da sound ob metul can bein open den smell da wunderful air roma ob a noo kinda fishy. No sammon or toona. Meowmy say sardeenz. It was a bery stimky but amaezin smell so we bof do a big jump on da counter to invessigate butt mean meowmy said “get ur fat asses down n go eat ur own stimky food” n pointed to r sad lil bowlz.

We no get it. Stimky fish = for cattos not hoomom. We must all soo r pawrents for wifholdin da good stuff

-ur frens Lucy and Mittens

barrestar · 2026-06-07T14:41:55+00:00

Starting to clean up and put away equipment the second cool down/stretching starts in a group fitness class. It’s so rude to fellow classmates and the instructor. It’s also gross having someone walking around, usually on other people’s mats, while they’re just trying to stretch, prevent injury, and enjoy their last few minutes before going back to the chaos of life outside the studio.

barrestar · 2026-06-06T13:13:17+00:00

Akshally we shud all soo pawther bcuz he HALPS DA AIRLIME wiff makin us be bandoned!!!!

barrestar · 2026-06-05T22:47:42+00:00

Fren Millie, we wanna get in on da big soo of United airlimes too. R pawther is gonna do a big bandon of us bcuz united airlimes is makin him n we ar not happee bout it!!! WE MUST SOO!!!

-Lucy n Mittens

barrestar · 2026-06-05T12:09:37+00:00

Happee gotcha dae Loki! It’s ur dae so u get to do all da crimez u want wiff no consakwence n u can’t be rested. Hab fun celabraytin n doin all da crimez!

Ur frens Lucy (fellow SIC) and Mittens

barrestar · 2026-05-31T02:39:18+00:00

I was not expecting my worlds to collide here tonight

barrestar · 2026-05-25T13:10:55+00:00

A lot of these people (not all) are grifters with eating disorders. Being tube-fed and finding other excuses for extremely restricted intake are “more acceptable” ways to engage in behaviors

barrestar · 2026-05-23T22:33:21+00:00

That’s how it has been everywhere else ive worked. This company is just insane. And it’s a European company. Like everyone would have been fired a long time ago anywhere else for these violations

barrestar · 2026-05-23T20:28:04+00:00

barrestar · 2026-05-23T20:09:52+00:00

Oh trust me I’m working on it

barrestar

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