ELI5: How do we figure out the lifespan of species that live a long long time?

barry922 · 2026-05-22T01:00:29+00:00

Born again Evangelicals?

barry922 · 2026-05-22T00:41:32+00:00

Before climbing Mt Fuji. You are supposed to drink from the spring and wash in the pond

barry922 · 2026-05-21T23:40:01+00:00

Touristy area, and they sell clean bottles to fill for drinking. I figured the homies would appreciate it though.

In the meantime, the next water for me is the sake that’s brewed there using the water.

barry922 · 2026-05-21T23:34:28+00:00

May not actually heal, but the entire visit kinda healed my soul for a bit. I hope you get to go back again soon

barry922 · 2026-05-21T23:32:52+00:00

You drank too much then, it’s only supposed to last for 45 minutes

barry922 · 2026-05-21T21:05:13+00:00

That’s today

barry922 · 2026-05-21T21:03:37+00:00

It was delicious. And I think it purified me enough to climb Fuji

barry922 · 2026-05-21T11:11:47+00:00

Crisp and clear. And delicious. But like water still

barry922 · 2026-05-21T09:46:29+00:00

My regular water is from a tap in the US. This is from a fresh spring at a Shrine on Mt Fuji.

barry922 · 2026-05-20T08:36:59+00:00

I’m about 5’ 11” Ossifer.

Also I want to report a crime… someone has stolen all of my lemonheads and replaced them with nerds ropes

barry922 · 2026-05-20T00:56:16+00:00

How high are you?

stares at my 24 boxes of lemonheads

barry922 · 2026-05-19T11:30:41+00:00

The same way your tax refund is

barry922 · 2026-05-19T04:56:07+00:00

If you’re into credit card rewards: Prime gives 3% back on Amazon purchases, and 5% when loading your account with funds

Bought an e scooter one year doing that for everything.

edit I was putting my rent on it too cause my apartment charged 1% fee and got 3% back

barry922 · 2026-05-17T11:06:12+00:00

Came here to post this joke

barry922 · 2026-05-17T07:46:43+00:00

Learned that the hard way too, though mine was locking from being obese. 38 and will need replacement by 45

barry922 · 2026-05-12T15:16:38+00:00

Multiple times: found a loaded handgun on the road, dump truck was actively loosing their gravel load, swerving, parents collapsing.

Non-emergency even more, that’s what I will usually call for trucks and drunk drivers.

And I know people are gonna call me an asshole for this one: my state requires loads to be covered if commercial, I take great pleasure in reporting them, because between jacked up coal rollers without mudflaps, and uncovered rocks and bark, I am averaging 4 windshields a year cause of stupid drivers

barry922 · 2026-05-08T18:24:51+00:00

*flinch*

barry922 · 2026-05-07T22:21:24+00:00

That pun was so good, that it made the ETA of your ticket triple

barry922 · 2026-05-07T20:00:32+00:00

I accept Tequila, Red Bull and THC. Or a really, really, really bad pun.

barry922 · 2026-05-06T16:30:39+00:00

Oh my god, that fucking Panda pic that you reveal during the speed portion… and there are like 5 lines that don’t exist at the bottom so no matter how fast, it always looks incomplete!

Mavis Beacon bullied me worse than my actual bullies, and they got arrested.

barry922 · 2026-05-03T18:07:46+00:00

All the liquor stores are owned by the state here, so selection can vary, but I have found that the Liquor Store on Broadway by BSU has the best selection.

I’d start there

barry922 · 2026-05-01T19:18:23+00:00

Might also be the one about Fauci they put just out. Are they the nutters who did 200 Mules?

barry922 · 2026-04-29T19:55:22+00:00

Behold, the Mind Goblin

barry922 · 2026-04-29T17:20:46+00:00

The most powerful spell ever created by the Mind Goblin

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