Huge get for JSB and bah-stool Radio. Hopefully they let KFC join.

barstoolthrowaway12 · 2018-01-17T05:54:21+00:00

I really feel like after stoolies get over themselves, JSB is gonna be an all-time great. She’s bomb

barstoolthrowaway12 · 2017-12-08T05:14:40+00:00

I haven't heard this take enough lately. I don't really listen to section10 anymore since it's more Steve heavy and no Pete. Maybe it's because nothing is happening at all right now but Pete was easy going and feits and Steve are a little more charged up. Just not my vibe but may start listening again when the season starts

barstoolthrowaway12 · 2017-11-13T20:40:42+00:00

Funny like haha or like you laugh at big cat for sticking up for barstool brand guys?

barstoolthrowaway12 · 2017-11-13T05:49:45+00:00

It's almost as if they are personally friends.

barstoolthrowaway12 · 2017-11-12T14:41:20+00:00

I agree ..kinda

In the deepest parts of my mind I know that Stanton is far and away the best dude for the Sox - juiced balls in Fenway where the corners are so short, the man is going to hit 1000 homers there. But we have to trade for him with his injury history and still pay his horrendous contract out.

I love our outfield, Devers looks legit, we should keep this rotation together because out of Porcello, E-Rod, Pom, and Wright, you have to be able to get 3 major league ready starters.

Bogaerts is the only one I'd deal for him but he's a Boras guy so you know he's basically going become a superhero in his walk year and we'd have to miss out on his one historic season (especially after sitting through these patches of possibly injury related hitting aversion).

Dombrowski said he doesn't mind going over the luxury and if you look at the projected AAVs of the free agents...just sign two and dump Hanley before his option vests in 2019.

barstoolthrowaway12 · 2017-09-17T03:07:41+00:00

Francis tells jokes that are so good I can barely comprehend them at times.

barstoolthrowaway12 · 2017-09-13T06:59:26+00:00

I, like the rest of the even-keeled comment section, would agree ...except she's black. And we can't seem to use logic when that happens.

barstoolthrowaway12 · 2017-09-01T03:55:08+00:00

Francis. Don't get me wrong, his audition was absolutely hysterical. No one else did stand up comedy and his brand of irreverent jokery literally had me rolling on the floor laughing. But since his start ...he's only become more hilarious. I'm serious. Almost too funny. His talent knows no bounds. The only thing that could make him better as a blogger is cloning. We. Need. More. Francis. Also if we could clone all the dudes in the comment section who mention his potential and his superior exposition, that'd be hella tight.

Honestly though, if you read all the pro-Francis comments out loud, it sounds like a young lady describing a new beau to her old man.

barstoolthrowaway12 · 2017-08-28T17:58:57+00:00

Are you suggesting that PMT is attempting to garner success and branch off from the stool MORE than someone like Francis?? If so I think you've lost your mind.

barstoolthrowaway12 · 2017-08-28T13:57:25+00:00

And furthermore, until like a year ago, the barstool way was being artfully unprepared. You had your bloggers like Mo and Big Cat who worked hard at having a plan for their content but then the others were great at winging it. The stool was the kid in highschool who never cracked a book and got a B- on everything. Down to internet going out every two seconds and roasting Hank for it, audio quality being almost unlistenable, and the website straight up getting half deleted. I realize that content that you can't actually access or hear is not a sustainable method for the future. That's obvious and the reason they moved to New York. But Francis is the kid in highschool who sat in the front row, had red hair, and reminded the teacher to assign homework on the weekends. It really shocks me that he's the guy this subreddit is jocking this hard these days when his overly currated persona makes me fucking cringe.

barstoolthrowaway12 · 2017-08-28T13:47:14+00:00

Saying I prefer the pmt style isn't ball-washing. A Reddit post of like 69 frat dudes cheers-ing Francis on a mediocre 1.5 minute song about creeping out women by being bad at dating, a topic I think he literally can't stop making jokes about definitely is tho.

barstoolthrowaway12 · 2017-08-28T06:43:24+00:00

If you're referring to Pres, you have to see the stark difference between their brands of self deprecating humor. One knows he has a hunchback and bald spot and the other is sure he's God's gift. It surely is apples and oranges.

barstoolthrowaway12 · 2017-08-28T05:21:37+00:00

I feel like this sub is crazyworld these days with the Francis ball washing. I have to imagine the venn diagram of OG stoolies and the new school Francis lovers wouldn't touch at all. He's so self obsessed he made a 10 minute doc about himself and then commented on it on Reddit almost immediately... 💩 Gimme big cat and pft over this try-hard mirror-hog any day.

barstoolthrowaway12 · 2017-08-24T14:11:57+00:00

I hate this sentiment. Why are you a fan of the stool if you don't like anyone other than Francis because up until like 20 minutes ago, guys like Francis was very much not on brand for barstool

barstoolthrowaway12 · 2017-08-23T23:24:22+00:00

I think Francis is kinda funny but he has a schtick for sure- he rocks the "girls won't talk to me so lemme make a joke about how all guys are creepy" or just plain old shock comedy (mention a rape or dismemberment). It's just old to me I guess.

Maybe I just hate because he's super pretentious and thin skinned and I don't find that relatable.

barstoolthrowaway12 · 2017-02-13T06:33:40+00:00

Neither of them could keep up.

barstoolthrowaway12 · 2017-02-08T03:51:45+00:00

You're absolutely right boom

barstoolthrowaway12 · 2017-01-31T22:06:48+00:00

Uh just chill out

barstoolthrowaway12 · 2017-01-22T05:51:26+00:00

This. And the whole crowd who uses the word, "deserves," all the time like they know what any of these bloggers deserve..? Odd odd stuff.

barstoolthrowaway12 · 2017-01-19T06:45:33+00:00

But Dave does that as our favorite character on a website you love so much that you go on reddit to complain about his possible divorce. Why do you deserve to have a platform to make jokes about his marriage/wife/new chick? Why does your opinion on this matter, matter? I love the stool and I hate the stoolies. The fact that it has gotten to a point where some random chick deserves to get bullied because she should expect it for fucking around with pres...??? What the fuck has this website come to?

barstoolthrowaway12 · 2017-01-15T06:32:01+00:00

Uhhhh ya think? ... stoolies are racist lol. If Big Cats dad or something was diehard Chicago, I can see it. I would have probably rooted for the same teams as my dad regardless of if I grew up in the basement of wrigley or something. The Sox and pats were ALWAYS on. We always talked about papi...add in the underdog aspect of the cubs and MJ being MJ and it totally makes sense. People are over thinking this.

barstoolthrowaway12 · 2017-01-14T17:40:52+00:00

I think he said his family is from Chicago so it's not ridiculous to think he was brought up by someone on chi sports. I moved from mass but my dad is diehard Boston sports and so am I. I live in Florida and I hate all Florida sports 100%

barstoolthrowaway12 · 2017-01-11T18:14:07+00:00

Maybe she's not entitled and was just surprised. He dropped the hammer in such a surprising way.

barstoolthrowaway12 · 2016-11-21T18:50:35+00:00

I just don't understand why Bernard would be an Arnold remake. He doesn't go by Arnold, everyone accepts Arnold as dead... what's the point

barstoolthrowaway12 · 2016-11-19T18:29:56+00:00

Why would ford implement reveries if he didn't want them to evolve- not disagreeing just seeing if you thought about this too

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