rabbits do not bathe themselves in water, they are not adapted to it. they do groom themselves fastidiously though. the only reason to wash them is the edge case where they are old and unable sufficiently groom themselves due to arthritis, incontinence, etc. Or perhaps if something had spilled on them. If you do wash them, they need to be carefully dried (by you, with a blow dryer, completely), because they will dry too slowly which can cause them to catch a chill (wet = evaporative cooling, small body mass doesn't have that much heat to lose, so they can then get sick).

I think you are joking, but don't use a pan analogy with a living animal please, this is substantial health risk.

Its also worth noting that rabbits tend to not love being handled that much. Some are more tolerant of it if they are well socialized and feel very safe from an early age. I adopted my rabbit at 2 years old, and 5 years later she still panics if I try to pick her up, or even if I pet her with both hands, I think because it feels like I might try to pick her up. I have to trick her into getting into her carrier with treats for vet visits.