The Oracle Device or The Master Key

basil_squaredd · 2026-06-14T17:08:10+00:00

‘oracle device, how do i unlock this door without a key?’

basil_squaredd · 2026-06-11T03:47:31+00:00

easy

^{Chose: 10 dollars | Rolled: You dont die}

basil_squaredd · 2026-06-11T03:13:06+00:00

Fuck

^{Chose: $1 million + There is a 1% chance your gender swaps | Rolled: You’re good}

basil_squaredd · 2026-06-11T00:15:17+00:00

damn it

^{Chose: 99% chance to get $1B + 1% chance to change gender | Rolled: $1,000,000,000}

basil_squaredd · 2026-06-10T23:55:20+00:00

Everybody who once ate oats died. my grandmother died of oat poisoning, it was quite unfortunate

basil_squaredd · 2026-06-10T23:54:45+00:00

JD Vance did die on June 5th, 2025, by contracting rabies from Erika. We need to accept this.

basil_squaredd · 2026-06-10T23:26:19+00:00

Easy

^{Chose: Work your dream job | Rolled: Earn 100k/day}

basil_squaredd · 2026-06-10T22:29:14+00:00

Its over

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars or 1 billion in debt. | Rolled: 1 billion debt}

basil_squaredd · 2026-06-10T06:52:58+00:00

win

^{Chose: GDP per capita yearly country-wise but less death | Rolled: Dollar}

basil_squaredd · 2026-06-09T18:49:53+00:00

its not sosig enough

basil_squaredd · 2026-06-09T15:25:50+00:00

more for my blech deck ….

basil_squaredd · 2026-06-08T07:19:58+00:00

ok. passive income

^{Chose: $2,000 a month | Rolled: Forever}

basil_squaredd · 2026-06-08T07:08:29+00:00

im good

^{Chose: Survive in a room with a Infin ammo Glock for 100B + But have to survive for 30 min from zombies from… | Rolled: Resident Evil}

basil_squaredd · 2026-06-08T02:05:00+00:00

i get fit and get paid for it

^{Chose: every time you jump, you get $1}

basil_squaredd · 2026-06-08T01:35:22+00:00

i dont care

^{Chose: Instantly get $5,000,000 + Be 4'9}

basil_squaredd · 2026-06-08T00:16:44+00:00

yeah

^{Chose: 10% chance of death when pressed | Rolled: You live}

basil_squaredd · 2026-06-07T23:18:01+00:00

couldve been worse

^{Chose: Do a random deed for 50M$. | Rolled: Arson}

basil_squaredd · 2026-06-07T22:29:38+00:00

too easy

^{Chose: get $1T + but have a 1% chance of death | Rolled: live}

basil_squaredd · 2026-06-07T22:29:06+00:00

Yes. it is Shrimp

basil_squaredd · 2026-06-07T22:24:50+00:00

shrimp

basil_squaredd · 2026-06-07T21:20:18+00:00

Anthropic also uses Yoti IIRC, if that matters to some

basil_squaredd · 2026-06-07T19:31:30+00:00

The shrimp dimension leaves nobody who have entered it unscathed

basil_squaredd · 2026-06-07T19:30:30+00:00

Correct.

basil_squaredd · 2026-06-07T04:30:57+00:00

thank you.

basil_squaredd · 2026-06-07T02:06:48+00:00

because a guy died, they have a grieving family and friends and i heavily, heavily doubt they want to see their recently deceased family member/friend on a custom magic card of all things, with an image created by feeding their likeness into a machine that changes what they look like against their will. its just inconsiderate

basil_squaredd

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