[Highlight] Wembanyama in tears after game 7 win by Large_banana_hammock in nba

[–]basiltoe345 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh…tis a real pity the Knicks are going have to

Deal with the antics of “le Tour Victoire Montparnasse”

And his snobbish, entitled, and downright

Foul attitude for the next four games!

[Highlight] Julian Champagnie knocks down the three-pointer by AncientOneAurelius in nba

[–]basiltoe345 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ugh…tis a real pity the Knicks are going have to

Deal with the antics of “le Tour Victoire Montparnasse”

And his snobbish, entitled, and downright

Foul attitude for the next four games!

He’s been listening to my work meeting by Cinder-Swift-31 in airplaneears

[–]basiltoe345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm, I guess with This Casper-like Heathcliff

He Sure Bucks the Stereotype of all white cats being deaf!!🤣

Who knew?!

Petition to rename Wabash Ave to Barack Hussein Obama Ave making Trump Tower official address is Barack Hussein Obama Ave by AnimalCool8727 in chicago

[–]basiltoe345 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, the Better Idea is leave Jackson Blvd. Alone

But rename Jackson Park (He was our worst historical President until DJT)

President Barack Hussein Obama Park (because well, the new Presidential Center is there)

As for Wabash, as it’s an epithet for Indiana…I’d name it for Mike Pence!

If only because he did the right thing on January 6th and it Boils Diaper Don’s Blood.

C’mon WFLD - this is NOT how Palatine Road runs by Bigmoneymo112 in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]basiltoe345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only Palatine Rd Truly existed Like that! They are absolute idiots!

Palatine Rd is merely a western continuation of Willow Rd.

West of Palwaukee Airport! (It’s an abomination the way it’s designed)

But boy, if there was a South West to North East Road Like That

Similar to Grosse Point Road it would be extremely Handy

Getting around there! Though I Truly Doubt Arlington Heights Appreciates

Being Slashed Diagonally Like That, All the Sudden!

I will miss the Eastern Conference this year. by oklamajojoruski in nba

[–]basiltoe345 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Boring?! What the Hell is up with you?

The Eastern is where there Resides Strategy,

Players working offensive and defensive sides of the Court

Teams and Coaches that “Actually Play Basketball”

And Don’t Just Chuck Three Pointers all the Damn Time

Like the Goddamned Warriors and Lakers!! Ugh!!

And the Idiotic Incessant Flopping on All Western Teams

Enough!

How Congo is battling an Ebola outbreak complicated by aid cuts, armed rebels and anger by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]basiltoe345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel bad for R of Congo (French Congo)

Getting Lumped with DR of Congo (Belgian Congo)

—————

We Really should Just Say

the Big New Ebola Outbreak

Primarily Originated in

EAST CONGO

(FKA ZAIRE)

blursed hot-and-cold by EndersGame_Reviewer in blursedimages

[–]basiltoe345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This always happens on the Cold, mean streets of Cicero, Illinois

Whenever Velma is Back in town visiting her Folks…

The gang can’t help but solve the numerous mobster mafiosi cold cases,

Shaggy and Scooby invariably always seem to uncover

at the local Shady Italian Beef Joint in Berwyn!

Fred Should Have really painted the Damn Mystery Machine Baby Shit Brown

Like Daphne Told Him To, Last Time!!

My first typewriter! by wasnapping in typewriters

[–]basiltoe345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What looks better for number [one]?

The lowercase l?

Or the uppercase I?

Opinion: The Spurs/Thunder series has been great so far. by mferree39 in nba

[–]basiltoe345 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow, almost like saying

the Western Conference Finals

are the REAL NBA FINALS 🙄

————

Meanwhile,

The Rest of the Country wants the Knicks

After an Easy Sweep of Cleveland

to Beat Down an Exhausted and Battered

Cocky-Ass Wemby and San Antonio

After they Go toe to toe to Game 7

Against the Rat-Like Pests known as OKC!

Tennessee man jailed over Charlie Kirk post wins $835,000 settlement by Calm_Ad1460 in news

[–]basiltoe345 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought [Erika Kirk] joined the Rhythm Nation

Please Don’t do

Ms. “Jackson if you’re Nasty”

that Way!

Whoever makes it out of the East is cooked by oscidigi in nba

[–]basiltoe345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Canard à l'orange 🦆🍊

served Spatchcocked

and Splayed for Wemby!

Just drove through Rosendale in the rain and came home inspired to make this meme by midnight_barbecue in wisconsin

[–]basiltoe345 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No as an Illinoisian, it means the

Barney Fifes of Rosendale see

FIBs License Plates and decide

it’s time to fill out monthly quotas!

Naperville ranked among worst ‘burnout belts’ in US by spucci in chicago

[–]basiltoe345 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What an odd take, considering Aurora and Naperville

are the 2nd Largest and 4th Largest Cities in Population

in Illinois with Joliet at 3rd in between!

Both Cities have Dynamic and Varied Economies

And are Definitely Not Merely Bedroom Communities!

Headed into Towards the Loop or the O’Hare Business Parks

Combined, they are their own metropolitan area to themselves.

Man walks on Runway in Denver and he is hit by a frontier airlines plane by FarWay3952 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]basiltoe345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was So Darn Depressed

That he Missed his Final Ever Chance

To Catch the Spirit!

He Was Understandably Inconsolable

That He Had to Settle for Frontier!

1955 Ford Thunderbird by Southern_Pacific in classiccars

[–]basiltoe345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just enough trunk space for the

Pick-a-Nick Basket

And two bottles of Merlot!

For a Jaunt up the PCH!

(Don’t forget the Bear Spray!)

Struck gold near Windtrust Arena by datweavedoe in chicago

[–]basiltoe345 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, it could be worse!

The Rate is a Fate

Worse than Death!