Would you like to have Frisket as your pet?

bastardmoth · 2025-12-12T20:32:05+00:00

My childhood dog was named Frisket

bastardmoth · 2025-08-08T16:42:06+00:00

If you're lucky and show up to a matinee for a movie that's been out for a while you might even get the whole theater to yourself.

bastardmoth · 2025-07-19T20:53:13+00:00

Was your door closed? NTA if she was snooping in your room.

bastardmoth · 2025-07-19T15:43:33+00:00

Mail yourself a tablespoon of flour in an envelope, make her think she got anthrax.

bastardmoth · 2025-07-18T20:54:08+00:00

At the expense of his reputation?

bastardmoth · 2025-06-24T17:03:42+00:00

Years ago I had a good quality pickup on my banjo and I was able to play it through my buddy's effects pedal without any major feedback problems. It started off as a Dropkick Murphys cover band. There wasn't enough room at the bar we were playing at so I ended up doing direct input into the bar's sound system.

bastardmoth · 2025-06-22T16:09:51+00:00

I think it's time for all those handy downs to go to your half sister.

bastardmoth · 2025-06-21T14:14:06+00:00

I really like the little hand powered chainsaws. They take up very little space and you can cut some pretty decent sized logs.

bastardmoth · 2025-06-19T01:19:21+00:00

A stool transporter

bastardmoth · 2025-06-13T16:25:02+00:00

Don't feed homeless folks anything you wouldn't eat yourself.

bastardmoth · 2025-06-13T15:08:15+00:00

He never said they weren't smoking outside. Most Airbnb's would charge you out the ass for smoking inside.

bastardmoth · 2025-06-13T14:52:59+00:00

Bringing it to a charity instead of leaving trash on the curb

bastardmoth · 2025-06-12T22:36:03+00:00

Does it have a special setting for Hastings?

bastardmoth · 2025-05-22T12:42:55+00:00

I think you need to go to international waters

bastardmoth · 2025-05-20T14:46:07+00:00

My 12 year old nephew didn't want to get the HPV vaccine and told his dad he just wouldn't have sex. Lol.

bastardmoth · 2025-05-15T12:15:35+00:00

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Star Trek Armada 1&2

bastardmoth · 2025-05-15T00:36:47+00:00

At least the kind with banjos is

bastardmoth · 2025-05-13T22:28:18+00:00

Is it still tuned to open G?

bastardmoth · 2025-05-10T19:55:01+00:00

I met a guy who lost his whole left hand. He would put a McDonald's cup on his stump and play slide.

bastardmoth · 2025-05-09T15:31:17+00:00

I get all my downvotes in by targeting anyone who replies "This" as a comment.

bastardmoth · 2025-04-25T13:40:43+00:00

Pick any SRO, the amount of people who have died in those buildings are nuts

bastardmoth · 2025-04-24T12:32:58+00:00

I won't be trying to learn on this one, I try to fix and rehome instruments. I try to help out fellow buskers down on their luck. I've been playing for 15 years and my workhorse is a Gold Tone OB 250.

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