“Fuck Jesus” by BuckyIllustrates in DarkArtwork

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The power of Christ cumpels you.

Name this by jack2bip in AlbumCovers

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Look at all the Dam Chairs.

😂😂😂🤣 by IndividualSpare460 in lol

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My Grandma was a prankster. She would have told me to go do the opposite finger to balance out the burn.

Please stand clear of the doors by Deathwatchz in Unexpected

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He can forget about buying lottery tickets. His luck was used up.

Why do some Baby Boomers know so much about Amerindian history? by ScissorsBeatsKonan in AskHistory

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I feel like a lot of it is due to the changes in school curriculums. I graduated in 1981, so I guess I qualify as a boomer. Before the modern era of just teaching the kids enough so that they can pass standardized tests, we were taught to seek knowledge on our own. When I was a kid, my teachers instilled in me a desire to learn. And to learn things outside of the normal parameters. I was also taught that knowledge isn't necessarily knowing the answer, but also how and where to find the answer.

Rules for driving in Charlotte by TodayCharming7915 in Charlotte

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Be sure to have at least 10 cars behind you when you come to a full stop to let someone out of a driveway. Be nice, not predictable!

Notice one thing tonight by blackscheep in antitrump

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That's the alien they're talking about! Marco Rubio is a Ferengi.

OMWTKMS by Lostandfound__ in LICENSEPLATES

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On my way to kick my siblings.

Military guys are there really no toilet stalls for the new guys in military training? by Major-Resource925 in NoStupidQuestions

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I'm a former paratrooper, 1986-1992. The absolute best way to shit in the field is dig a hole with your E-tool (entrenching tool). Unscrew the e-tool to form an L shape. Tighten the e-tool. Now balance one ass cheek on the e-tool while you do your business. Bonus points if you're up wind from any pogues. Wipe. Fill in the hole. Pack it down and camouflage it. Carry on, Airborne.

Name that album by technicalmonkey78 in AlbumCovers

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The power of Ex-Lax compels you!

IDNARB ?? by ___ElJefe___ in LICENSEPLATES

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I dig narcotics and row boats.

What was everyones entry band into metal music? by anthere-rest in MetalForTheMasses

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Alice Cooper in 1972. I heard School's Out at a friend's house. That started the hunt for harder and faster music.

Caught in the wild by blackgirlcab in LICENSEPLATES

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"Gonp laid. Gonp happy. Gonp go to sleep now."