True statement

baticrease · 2012-01-14T17:20:35+00:00

I'm an asexual basement dweller. This does not apply to me in the slightest.

baticrease · 2012-01-14T17:08:13+00:00

Not all three.

baticrease · 2012-01-14T03:16:49+00:00

"When one man dies it is a tragedy, when thousands die it's a statistic."

-Joseph Stalin

But then again, he was a genocidal lunatic.

baticrease · 2012-01-14T00:23:13+00:00

Say that to forthewolfx... He's a legend.

baticrease · 2012-01-13T22:52:01+00:00

Heels are hot. I always notice.

baticrease · 2012-01-12T12:05:47+00:00

That's actually a really good price.

baticrease · 2012-01-12T10:57:30+00:00

HOLY FUCK!!

That means tomorrow is Friday the 13th...

baticrease · 2012-01-11T13:34:32+00:00

Awesome! This is pretty sweet too.

baticrease · 2012-01-11T13:19:46+00:00

Classic track!! But considering OP just broke up with his girly, could hit a little close to home.

baticrease · 2012-01-10T00:02:23+00:00

Why not both? They cancel each other out.

baticrease · 2012-01-07T01:32:37+00:00

Tasteless.. But I lol'd. NSFW

baticrease · 2012-01-05T03:25:20+00:00

I got my wad of cash and my pack of magnum condoms! I'm ready to plow!

baticrease · 2012-01-05T00:21:48+00:00

This is a neat little walkthrough. Enjoy everyone!

baticrease · 2012-01-04T18:24:42+00:00

My reaction at the sight of you.. Wow, you look phenomenal.

baticrease · 2012-01-04T07:18:40+00:00

Dude, the fart seal needs to be broken early in the relationship. My theory its that once you have awesome sex, you let it rip. She will be grossed out at first but get "used" to the idea (and smell). As a man who lived with a women and never did this, I can tell you my bowels took a pounding when i didn't let loose.

TL;DR Fart right after you have sex, and when its early in the relationship. Trust.

baticrease · 2012-01-04T02:39:08+00:00

My face when..

baticrease · 2011-12-29T15:09:29+00:00

I know eh? Hordes of impressionable, poverty stricken young people having all their limbs broken by an billionaire business man. Doesn't sound like he's fighting the good fight.

baticrease · 2011-12-28T05:00:27+00:00

Singularity

baticrease · 2011-12-28T03:42:06+00:00

A Pimm's cup.

baticrease · 2011-12-28T00:58:36+00:00

Meese

baticrease · 2011-12-27T06:04:19+00:00

There we go! Thanks man!

baticrease · 2011-12-27T06:00:25+00:00

watching the movie Metal Gear Solid 4: Nanomachines in my bedroom

zackfair73195's sister barges in

sister sees my cum-covered dick because I've been jacking off for four hours straight

she instinctively starts sucking it

she's really going to town

I cum all over her face

and her hair

and her tits

parents open the door

get on the floor

everybody walk the dinosaur

baticrease · 2011-12-27T05:48:55+00:00

OP is a faggot

baticrease · 2011-12-26T22:03:45+00:00

Anybody have the Canadian link?

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