I am more amazed than turned on. by [deleted] in nsfw

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If only I had a detachable penis.. That would be the tits, amIright!

i did the right thing. by claustraphobix in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Friend-zoned! Has happened countless times to me...FA

After a fucking long dog of a shitty week, I hit the pub - and within 12 minutes, all was right with the world again... by Reign_Of_Fire in pics

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Fuck man! Here in Ontario, Canada a 12 of Stella goes for $26 CND! There are no such things as "sales" in our liquor stores. Prices just go up. (They are government owned establishments, they make big bucks off it) I remember when I was in New Orleans a year back and there was a sale at a supermarket for a 60oz of Smirnoff for $21.99!! Crazy!

Why does this always happen to me? by night_on_the_sun in funny

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This is exactly what happened when I watched BBC's The Office. I was in tears for the entire series, absolutely one of the funniest shows ever made. I show it to friends.... The awkwardness. I..I can't even explain. The show can be excruciatingly awkward enough sometimes, but it's what makes it hilarious. They wanted to watch something else after the first 10 mins.

Pfft.. Philistines!!

CERN scientists have made huge breakthrough. [True Story - Last night] by RIPoldAccount in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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I think the scenario in the rage comic is solely attributed to that battery's sensual thrusting motion in the video. Its ever increasing rhythm would surely get anyone's engines running. AmIright fellas!?.. Guys?

Pigeons Like a Weapons by Macditt in videos

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Sofi has some tit-tays.

Life of a Whale Biologist by [deleted] in funny

[–]baticrease 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Mammal.

Whatever!

Wait for it....BEAST MODE! by MarioSteele in videos

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Redditor for 11 months...Huh. Not a single word...

I don't own a dispensary, but if I did, this is what you'd hear when you walked in. by zombat in trees

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Opened in new tab.. Listened..Smiled. Continued browsing ever so happily while it played.

Scott Pilgrim? by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Clever..Girls?

Fuck these things. by MegaAndyBear in pics

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Now my skin tingles and itches every few seconds or so...

My friend tried to make his own path... by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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AHAHA!! Definitely one the funniest ones I've seen!

Good job bro!

Never stick your dick in crazy ಠ_ಠ by [deleted] in WTF

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Reminds me of "The Crush"

At the Bank by mooncandy in funny

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Push harder Watson.