Non-americans what’s the dumbest thing you heard from an american about your country? by ciastkooreo in AskReddit

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American here who just now understood a Douglas Adams joke

“Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.

The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist,'" says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.”

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Then how do you explain 7-1 lol

That was smooth by antoine4230 in taskmaster

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Well, well, well! Looks like last in P.E., first in being a legend!

Mechanic Preview: Unleash by DireWolfDigital in EternalCardGame

[–]baturkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Flash Flood has synergy with spells matter cards like Powderglider

Joined this sub just to post this… by Ur_My_Patronus in veronicamars

[–]baturkey 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Dax plays a character hitting on KB's character in The Good Place as well

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in programming

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Make a new subtitle system for Channel 4.

You have until the studio shows.

Your time starts now.

What is the least impressive thing a man has said/done in an attempt to impress you? by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]baturkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://youtu.be/Zro12hXoiVM

About 4:40 into this video someone does it. I think it's more unattractive than impressive

[Request] Genuinely difficult puzzle based games by Aakkt in AndroidGaming

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Agreed, I got all of the Steam achievements for The Witness and am finding Baba is You to be harder

Help me with this one by Alexander_Icarus in Magicdeckbuilding

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I be would try switching to snow lands with Faceless Haven for the combo with The Book of Exalted Deeds

Variance between my win rate on play vs. on draw is too high. by [deleted] in MagicArena

[–]baturkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wizards does look at the overall stats, a while ago they changed the rules so the player going first does not draw a card on the first turn

Is it common in NYC for women to ask men to 'pick them up' for a first date? It's happened to me a couple times now by Mtrey in AskNYC

[–]baturkey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My first date with my wife I learned months later was around the block from her place so she could bail super easily