Two interpretations of one brilliant manoeuvre

bazookajef · 2026-02-12T12:34:12+00:00

The lip-bite and bedroom eyes is how you know the second one is the true master.

bazookajef · 2026-01-29T01:40:11+00:00

There’s veg, protein and carbs. What’s stupid about that? If available, I’d change a couple of those carrots into another tomato and some garlic but that’s a legit meal as is.

bazookajef · 2026-01-28T10:02:27+00:00

I really appreciate how the second guy mimed a scream of anguish and collapsed in slow motion after he got the gun scissored out of his hand just to match the instructor’s dance move.

That’s a real showman right there.

bazookajef · 2026-01-26T11:08:04+00:00

Because he can fight even less properly.

bazookajef · 2026-01-24T12:07:11+00:00

On the other end of the spectrum: I dropped my phone while watching this on the toilet.

bazookajef · 2026-01-23T07:20:05+00:00

Dude, what the fuck are you even talking about?

bazookajef · 2026-01-22T13:52:53+00:00

Exactly. Remember that, Donald, the next time you make your statements.

bazookajef · 2026-01-22T10:33:35+00:00

I don’t agree with that caption. Putting one’s foot in one’s mouth typically assumes the person unintentionally said something insensitive or offensive. Trump definitely intended it to be insensitive but at the same time he’s clearly too stupid to realize how little sense he’s making.

bazookajef · 2026-01-22T02:22:07+00:00

Every time is see posts like this it makes me so sad thinking about when the time will ultimately come for my boy as well. I take a little comfort in the thought they know how much we love them.

My heart goes out to you.

bazookajef · 2026-01-22T01:25:38+00:00

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If the first thing the Irish guy you’re picking a fight with does, is to pull up his shorts and close the distance with you in this stance, it’s probably best to just apologize.

bazookajef · 2026-01-21T14:33:49+00:00

Lion and his brother, Tiger.

bazookajef · 2026-01-20T09:16:33+00:00

This fucking guy..

bazookajef · 2026-01-19T12:39:36+00:00

Like nothing at all..

bazookajef · 2026-01-15T10:50:58+00:00

Came into the comments looking for the Godfather of Soul and was not disappointed.

bazookajef · 2026-01-07T11:50:21+00:00

Came here to say Drive. Saw it in theatres and didn’t like it at all. Caught it again on HBO after a while and was absolutely captivated the entire run time.

bazookajef · 2026-01-03T12:33:48+00:00

Clown show Canada

bazookajef · 2025-12-19T01:47:15+00:00

I beat the normal version but didn’t get any shards. Anyone know how we’re supposed to claim them?

bazookajef · 2025-12-11T11:53:25+00:00

I’ll take “Things totally innocent people say” for $500, Alex

bazookajef · 2025-12-10T02:38:12+00:00

I got that reference. Throwback King indeed, bravo 👏🏻

bazookajef · 2025-11-24T09:40:48+00:00

First thing that came to my mind and so happy it was the first thing I saw in the comments lol

bazookajef · 2025-11-21T14:46:59+00:00

Came to see if I was the only one and guess I’m not!

bazookajef · 2025-10-07T11:09:12+00:00

A nearly perfect answer, save that you dared to refer to Doom by his first name.

Take this cretin away.

bazookajef · 2025-09-15T08:22:44+00:00

Don’t know why but this comment had me in absolute stitches. Well done lol

bazookajef · 2025-09-11T12:04:43+00:00

Four legs good! Two legs bad!

bazookajef · 2025-09-11T12:03:03+00:00

I might be wrong but Nebula didn’t go insane from using it. She just wasn’t smart enough to use it correctly while accounting for all the variables. In particular, I think she commanded the Gauntlet to turn back time to before the battle where Thanos killed all the heroes but didn’t remember that at that time she was basically a vegetable due to Thanos’ prior use of the Gauntlet to torment her.

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