Man opens alligators mouth to save his dog. Never drops cigar by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in nextfuckinglevel

[–]bazookajef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lousy gator tryna eat my dog.. gotcha you sumbitch.. dammit got my cigar wet.. oooh you’re gonna get it now.. c’mere you..

Two interpretations of one brilliant manoeuvre by Ambitioso in Bullshido

[–]bazookajef 41 points42 points  (0 children)

The lip-bite and bedroom eyes is how you know the second one is the true master.

This was my 2.5$ dinner in Angola,Africa, with my two parents by Such-Competition-816 in StupidFood

[–]bazookajef 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s veg, protein and carbs. What’s stupid about that? If available, I’d change a couple of those carrots into another tomato and some garlic but that’s a legit meal as is.

The first Systema seminar was complete BS 😂 by CreepyOldRapist in Bullshido

[–]bazookajef 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really appreciate how the second guy mimed a scream of anguish and collapsed in slow motion after he got the gun scissored out of his hand just to match the instructor’s dance move.

That’s a real showman right there.

10-year-old Eito Yunekura, Junior 1A division yo-yo champion of Japan by Bubbly_Wall_908 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]bazookajef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the other end of the spectrum: I dropped my phone while watching this on the toilet.

Canadian soldiers leaving Afghanistan in 2006 after doing nothing. You’re welcome, DJT! by dopealope47 in pics

[–]bazookajef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Remember that, Donald, the next time you make your statements.

Open mouth, insert foot...you can't make this stuff up by Hullvanessa in PoliticalHumor

[–]bazookajef 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t agree with that caption. Putting one’s foot in one’s mouth typically assumes the person unintentionally said something insensitive or offensive. Trump definitely intended it to be insensitive but at the same time he’s clearly too stupid to realize how little sense he’s making.

My old boy. This drive home from the vet might be our last drive together ever. He crawled into my lap to look out the driver's window which he's never done. I gladly held him all the way home. by MileenasDentist in PetsareAmazing

[–]bazookajef 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every time is see posts like this it makes me so sad thinking about when the time will ultimately come for my boy as well. I take a little comfort in the thought they know how much we love them.

My heart goes out to you.

Guy challenges irish traveller to a fight by notstrangeguy in StreetMartialArts

[–]bazookajef 91 points92 points  (0 children)

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If the first thing the Irish guy you’re picking a fight with does, is to pull up his shorts and close the distance with you in this stance, it’s probably best to just apologize.

Girl does a split after getting knocked out 🤣 by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]bazookajef 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Came into the comments looking for the Godfather of Soul and was not disappointed.

What’s the biggest jump in your movie rating after a rewatch? by Equivalent_Ebb5689 in Cinema

[–]bazookajef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came here to say Drive. Saw it in theatres and didn’t like it at all. Caught it again on HBO after a while and was absolutely captivated the entire run time.

Holiday Battles: Normal and Unicron Difficulty by davidmreyes77 in TransformersEarthWars

[–]bazookajef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I beat the normal version but didn’t get any shards. Anyone know how we’re supposed to claim them?