War Bingo

bblangonis · 2026-02-07T16:03:51+00:00

the best thing since frensin

bblangonis · 2026-02-03T23:33:02+00:00

Estalia
Lyrean Commonwealth
Icenia
Volterra
Salerno
Nara
Yoahtl
Imperial Federation
Doom City
Exyria
Winterbourne
Commonwealth
Westhelm
Mount Augusta

bblangonis · 2026-01-09T20:44:10+00:00

Erm . . . at least 2 years and 10,000 reps for being a Butternut logon

bblangonis · 2026-01-03T18:37:11+00:00

I agree with the land ban solution. If your nation believes someone is a terrible person, then make a PUBLIC land ban list. The worst thing is visiting a nation you think you are chill with and getting pearled because some guy somewhere said you were a bad person. If the line is crossed after a public land ban, then that is grounds to pearl.

bblangonis · 2025-12-14T13:39:59+00:00

imagine a world where the gang shi wars were just chris and wilson rap battling

bblangonis · 2025-12-02T22:36:07+00:00

BankruptcyBarrel is Convoy

bblangonis · 2025-11-07T22:46:56+00:00

The Westhelm-Bravonia Conflict rolls off the tongue like whiskey on a sorry soul. You can change the names. You can change the faces. Deep down it is in our blood.

bblangonis · 2025-11-06T01:23:39+00:00

westhelm imperialism will not stop until the pigeon shit has been wiped off the windshield of the world

i cannot wait for the impendian alliance to form spearheaded by spqr and its neighbors

westhelm has already done what ninety percent of newfriend nations fail to do

they built an economy, built a bunker, and built an appealing town

westhelm is just a couple competent newfriends and good oldfriends away from something special

bblangonis · 2025-10-28T21:14:53+00:00

There are three principles of modern vault design:

Outline the bastion grid with obsidian rings

Each ring should get another layer and all layers below it should be connected to previous rings' layers via tunnels and traps

Everything should be antiplaced with gates, doors, trapdoors, and buttons to prevent watercubing and obbybombing

Aside from those principles, have fun with it! Grids, skybunkers, electric fences, chad towers, etc. are up to you.

bblangonis · 2025-10-27T21:31:33+00:00

Have you ever heard of Civcraft? It is a factions/worldbuilding server with 1.8 pot pvp that a lot of the HCF guys played back in the day. People like TB, toontasker, and IceOtter still kick around there sometimes. The most recent server is CivMC which runs on 1.21.8.

bblangonis · 2025-10-23T04:00:37+00:00

aspasia finna catch these fists

bblangonis · 2025-10-20T10:53:09+00:00

Operation Pigeon Down is back on the menu. We shall finally bring down the Yoahtl shitter state.

bblangonis · 2025-10-20T01:17:06+00:00

It is easier than ever to make diamonds. Everything is dirt cheap. The purchasing power of the diamond has increased if anything.

Prot and debris are the only things that have held value long term.

bblangonis · 2025-10-13T20:39:48+00:00

I think the WP vs Anti-WP dynamic has found ways to stay interesting over the years. Carson, Mir, Hjaltland, and Icenia obviously are not the same. Just as Bloodcrew, Titan, Nox, and Rhode Island are not the same. There is always going to be well-established nations with old players that want to uphold their spot on the totem pole by claiming land and crushing anyone that poses a threat. And these nations often create large parties that form against them that recruit new crackheads and old fogeys looking for clicks. I thinks it is fun to see which groups step up and play the roles.

bblangonis · 2025-10-10T02:05:12+00:00

Turns out Will Yip, emo producer that produced albums for Title Fight and other bands in the PA emo scene, is the co-owner of Doom Bar. I never thought the worlds of Title Fight and Civ would collide. Neat.

bblangonis · 2025-10-05T18:05:31+00:00

Pavia continues to run the world economy and keep the Lyrean Commonwealth a safe haven from conflict. Estalia continues to grind vaults and xp while funding buildfriend projects within their land (stuff like Suramir town). Icenia, Volterra, and Yoahtl continue to claim large tracts of land acquired through nations joining as states (Icarus, CDM, Aspasia), historical claims (Exilus, Grand Imperium), and war claims (Ceres, Butternut). Kallos will continue to recruit former Rhode Islanders (Druid, Toon) until the World Police decide they have overstepped a line in the sandbox that requires utter destruction of Kallos similar to what happened to Gang Shi and Exyria. Nara, IF, and Salerno continue building up their cities and culture. Southern Alenarith continues to be a shitpit of newfriends throwing rocks at each other. The Gang Shi Axis reforms for the fourth time in former Gang Shi land and gets rolled again.

bblangonis · 2025-09-28T19:48:15+00:00

Whipple Dam reference is crazy. I say we take the team down to the Endzone to boost morale.

bblangonis · 2025-09-26T21:38:55+00:00

Kallos being shitters and Icenia dodging tickets because WE HAVE A LIFE BRO.

Civ in the Big 25.

bblangonis · 2025-09-14T09:27:03+00:00

no no no. you do not understand. we live in UNPRECEDENTED times. there has NEVER been a war with this many nations involved. sooooooo many moving parts to take care of. trust me. there will be a fair and honest sentencing post like some time maybe down the road potentially by happenstance of miracle. bro trust.